poffing

When you are on POF (plenty of fish) website trying to mack

"Hey man", what you doing on your cell phone texting?"

Naw dawg..."I'm poffing

by papirazzi November 5, 2013

Poffing a jiffer

to blaze a jay
to spark a joint
to light a spliff
to incinerate a fatty

You got a jiffer! Well poff that bitch then!

by aargh March 29, 2003

Starfish Puffing

licking and/or sucking a person's anus while breathing through the mouth to prevent the actual smelling of the anus, thus 'puffing' around the said starfish

Kerry and Dave enjoyed a tender evening fraught with starfish puffing.

by DuMbDaUgHtErS February 21, 2009

Penis Puffing

A term for a cheap-shot in the world of wrestling, penis puffing occurs when one wrestler provides a powerful blow to the crotch of an opponent, and the impact causes swelling of the genitalia.

Fan 1: "Did you see Justin's match last night? Some guy was penis puffing him the whole round."

Fan 2: "Yeah, he must have one hell of a sore mutten dagger today."

by SwedishHotpocket January 13, 2009

poofinger sushi

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.

Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.

by shadoinkin June 20, 2018

Ninja poofing

To ninja poof would be to smoke (marijuana, tobacco, etc.) while hidden, usually very near people. Bushes work well.

I see you ninja poofing behind that dumpster

by Cordmeister July 8, 2010

bum puffing

To inhale a cigarette/marijuana joint in an incorrect fashion thus preventing the intake of smoke in the smoker's lungs reducing the effect of euphoria recieved from smoking.

Joe: Can I have a cigarette?
Martha: No, You'll just bum puff it and waste it.
(bum puffing)

by Of Man April 12, 2008