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Playing chicken (with your kids lives) 

Because rape victim and spite.

Hym "That's what they are trying to do. I refuse. I'm not going to play chicken (with your kids lives. If they are not willing to come down here and acknowledge the veracity of my assessment of my situation and allow me to take the legal remedy I am entitled to as an American citizen then they are just TAKING THE HIT.
Because IN THE SAME WAY I DON'T KNOW WHO'S WATCHING... NEITHER DO THEY. They can't guarantee that arresting or killing me won't result in your kids getting murdered SOOOO... They want me to kill your kids so they can throw their hands in the air and pretend they don't know what happened! They won't come clean about whether or not people are being digitally stalked and harassed for years at a time and turning to violence or self-harm explicitly because of that stalking a harassment. Like LIAM PAYNE. They tried to kill ME... And they murdered Liam Payne isn't. And they are going to keep doing it to YOU until I am either dead or free. And they won't do it because that would mean I WAS RIGHT! For these piece of shit politicians who are openly playing chicken (with your kids lives) THEY WILL NOT ATTEND YOU CHILDS FUNERAL. There is only one way to stop the turn to violence and that is to do something about the stalking and harassment that causes it. Evidenced by the fact that you didn't stop THE LAST MASS MURDER. They tried to split the baby and your kids died. They are trying to puss down my leg and tell me it's schizophrenia and they are doing the same thing to the rest of you and invoking solidarity that they don't actually feel. 'WE are making millions of dollars' he says. I'm not making millions of dollars. Well, I AM, but my claim is being denied and the politicians are covering for the mentally disabled billionaire they don't think should exist."

boggle playing chicken 

Noun- a pathetic person or team (undeserving of but) given the last seed in a tournament in order to make the total an even number
-from an episode of King of the Hill where Peggy must play a boggle playing chicken in a boggle tournament
Person 1- "Yo, your playing Triopia's JV?"
Person 2- "Yeah... they didnt have enough teams for the tournament, so they had to add a boggle playing chicken."

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it 

mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.
Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!
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