Plastic straws
They are super effective against turtles
Plastic straws by Bussin burrito with steel ass January 10, 2022
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Starbucks keeps giving me paper straws and they always disintegrate before I finish my drink. And sometimes they don't even give me a straw. Do they expect my Caramel Macchiato to stir itself? I understand why people don't like plastic straws, but can Starbucks not succ as much? *Sips tea angrily*
plastic straw by IRL_ August 17, 2019
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plastic straw
The illegal form of a straw that will definitely destroy the earth as opposed to carbon emissions and factory pollution. Don’t inform Starbucks that you’re using one.
plastic straw by goshdangitmark March 2, 2022
Plastic Straw in my Garden
When you wake up after a night of being a Sub and finding an object in your asshole the next morning.
Plastic Straw in my Garden by lordofthighs March 11, 2019
Plastic Straw
vsco girls biggest nightmare and they will kill all the turtles. If you are friends with a vsco girl never use plastic straws or they will haunt you in your dreams and kill your hydroflasks. Watch out for the plastic straws!
Dan: (hops through a time machine- from 2050 to 2020) hello who are you?
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*
Vsco girl: Save the turtles sksksksksk
Dan: what are turtles?
Vsco girl: wtf???
Dan: hey, do u Want a drink? (Hands her a plastic soda with a plastic straw)
Vsco girl: AHHHHHHH!!!! *faints*
Plastic Straw by Elephant27 January 7, 2020
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