lordofthighs's definitions

Drapering

The point in life where every decision requires a drink and a smoke including when you want to yell at a coworker, sleep with a coworker, sleep with a neighbor or sleep with a total stranger.

My life status is drapering. While having a scotch and a smoke I decided yell at a coworker then decided to sleep with her.

by lordofthighs July 4, 2016

PFFT

A Pathetic Fawning (Fanboy or Fangirl) Traitor.

That Senator from Ohio is nothing but a PFFT!

by lordofthighs June 27, 2025

Plastic Straw in my Garden

When you wake up after a night of being a Sub and finding an object in your asshole the next morning.

Found this plastic straw in my garden today.

by lordofthighs March 11, 2019

Unicorn Hunters

A couple who seeks an unattached bi-curious or bi-sexual woman to join them in a threesome.

Bob and Mary explained that they were unicorn hunters to a woman at a bar with hopes she would join them.

by lordofthighs September 18, 2014