Definitions by lordofthighs
Plastic Straw in my Garden
When you wake up after a night of being a Sub and finding an object in your asshole the next morning.
Plastic Straw in my Garden by lordofthighs March 11, 2019
Drapering
The point in life where every decision requires a drink and a smoke including when you want to yell at a coworker, sleep with a coworker, sleep with a neighbor or sleep with a total stranger.
My life status is drapering. While having a scotch and a smoke I decided yell at a coworker then decided to sleep with her.
Drapering by lordofthighs July 4, 2016
Unicorn Hunters
Bob and Mary explained that they were unicorn hunters to a woman at a bar with hopes she would join them.
Unicorn Hunters by lordofthighs September 18, 2014