Plastic BJ

When a girl has on a strap on and a guy gives her a blowjob

Tom: I almost died last night!

Bill: Dude, what happened??
Tom: I gave this girl a plastic bj last night and I choked on her purple dick!

Plastic BJ by Gatedear November 30, 2013

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PlasticBieber

A girl who is a total twitter bitch to One Direction and a bunch of other celebrities. Says very... VERY disgusting things about Justin Bieber. A sick perverted 11 year old. A bitch who thinks just because it's Twitter that she can do anything she wants. Thinks just because she's 11 that the whole world revolves around her. A girl with the nickname... PLASTICBITCH!

Friend: Did you read PlasticBieber's newest tweet?

Me: Yeah, and she needs to go sit in the irrelevant corner with Jinsu and Mariah Yeater!

PlasticBieber by CrazyBitch120 July 20, 2012

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PlasticBieber

A girl Twitter who claimed to be 11 but is actually is a 22 year old, insecure, ugly, cunt who has no friends!

Girl: Did you read what Plasticbieber said on Twitter?
Me: Who Cares what that cunt says

PlasticBieber by ZeldaTime August 23, 2012

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plasticbum

When you're on an air bed and you can feel the floor and it aches Inc the morning.

After sleeping on an air bed I had such plasticbum.

plasticbum by Hannynz May 9, 2016

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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