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Definitions by Gatedear

Cornbreading 

Jon: She just sent me a heart emoji!
Gerald: Aww shit you guys are caking!!!
Jon: No we're not, we're cornbreading. An emoji doesn't mean shit
Cornbreading by gatedear December 6, 2014

Texas Pickle Trap 

When you wake up in the middle of an ongoing bukkake session
That Texas Pickle Trap from earlier has really clogged up my pores.

Plastic BJ 

When a girl has on a strap on and a guy gives her a blowjob
Tom: I almost died last night!

Bill: Dude, what happened??
Tom: I gave this girl a plastic bj last night and I choked on her purple dick!
Plastic BJ by Gatedear November 30, 2013
Hold up girl, I gotta do a quick squish right quick
Squish by Gatedear November 20, 2013