Plarnic

Entirely lacking of humor, as in the opposite of funny

"Don't Invite him, his stories are always plarnic"
"Man that punchline was straight plarnic"

by Alikite August 31, 2025

planic

To panic when plans aren't made or when plans change.

What? I thought we were leaving at 7 am, not 5 am!!

Don't planic, you can deal with it.

by MGKC January 1, 2011

Planicking

Verb: The act of last minute screaming planning action that does not divert panic

she began planicking as the blue line edged across her pregnancy test.

by Portable Chaoz July 23, 2015

planicked

The state of being panicked over something at least mildly important, which has already been specifically and extensively planned out.

Even though she has spent months planning, Katie is so planicked over the upcoming "On Campus Job Interviews" that she cannot relax.

by RyanColson September 10, 2007

Plasnich

A Plasnich is when you get wrapped upside the head for doing something shoopid

Jr. got a Plasnich upside his head on Christmas for acting up at the dinner table.

by Householder November 26, 2022

Planicking

The instinctive reaction of hearing news of a surprise event

Sam's planicking became so over blown it culminated in a five agency emergency meeting

by Portable Chaoz September 19, 2015

plannick

The act of freaking out while trying to plan the completion of a large project. Generally applicable for large group projects that seem to be going smoothly until the day before it's due, when it's realized there's still a ton left to do.

I started to plannick when I was making a to-do list for a quickly approaching deadline.

by Turkeylegs27 August 17, 2017