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Planked - Hit with the ugly stick
"That galdem Trisha is peng... but her mate Stella is PLANKED"
Planked by Herbert Schweffe February 23, 2021
v. To shoot yourself in the foot i.e. doing something stupid that will cause your demise.
1) After getting away with murder, O.J. sure did manage to plaxico himself.

2) Police officer: "Excuse me sir, is there a reason you ran that red light?"

Joe: "I was too drunk to notice the light had changed"

Police Officer: "It sounds like you just plaxicoed yourself"
Plaxicoed by DickArmy December 17, 2008

Panicked Gay 

A panicked gay means a guy who is too scared to admit that he’s a gay.
Hey are you gay
“What?! No!!!”
Panicked gay.
Panicked Gay by hiimsad April 2, 2019

Snow Panicker 

A wussy who freaks out at even so much as a quarter-inch of snow.
Some snow panickers lose all their fear, however, on Friday or Saturday nights.
Boss: Where's Bob?

Employee Jack: He called in, said he couldn't make it in today, the weather was too bad.

Boss: There's barely a quarter-inch of snow out there!

Employee Jack: Yeah, Chief, I know...Bob is a snow panicker.
Snow Panicker by Kalisiin January 9, 2011

panicked donkey

Someone who is afraid to commit to the person he's dating, and becomes panicky whenever things start to get serious in the relationship. The panicked donkey is known for his very wide eyes, and stubborn refusal to move.
Jack: Jill invited me to have dinner with her parents. I completely froze. I was such a panicked donkey.

Jill: Come with me to dinner with my parents. It's really no big deal.
Jack: noise like a donkey's bray with a look of sheer terror on his face
Jill: Stop being such a panicked donkey!

panickedcosplays 

Panickedcosplays, otherwise known as Eddie, is an actor and cosplayer who has gained over a half of a million followers on TikTok. They are known for their energetic expressions and mannerisms.
Did you see Panickedcosplays new post on TikTok? It was incredible!