Planicking 

Verb: The act of last minute screaming planning action that does not divert panic

she began planicking as the blue line edged across her pregnancy test.

Planicking by Portable Chaoz July 23, 2015

Planicking 

The instinctive reaction of hearing news of a surprise event

Sam's planicking became so over blown it culminated in a five agency emergency meeting

Planicking by Portable Chaoz September 19, 2015

Blanicking 

The act of making words that sound english with no proper meaning, blanicking itself being one

Blanicking is a good example of a word that sounds english but isn't

Blanicking by Snode May 7, 2022

involuntary planking 

Passing out face forward. When you're so drunk or bored or tired you just fall on your face. (origin: CuteWinFail)

Wedding's so boring that this guy got drunk and totally wound up involuntary planking on the dancelfoor!

involuntary planking by Snackface October 21, 2011

epicurean planking 

the act of taking pictures of your food, no matter how disgusting or appetizing it looks, and posting it on social networking sites because you feel that others need to see what you're eating.

Gloating over the fact that he was eating Italian food in Italy while his friends were back home eating Chef Boyardee Ravioli, John decided to annoy his friends with a little epicurean planking.

epicurean planking by der Sonnenschein December 19, 2011

panicing 

When a fucktard who can't spell, tries to write the word "panicking"

Dumbass Joe: "Yo bro, im realy panicing bout tmrs test?"

panicing by 6Frekz9478 June 13, 2016

planking 

Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.

Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".

Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"

Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"

Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."

planking by OhJustGetOverIt July 21, 2011