Pizzaback

When you fuck someone from behind while simultaneously eating pizza off of their back. Typically pizzabacking involves pizza in a box, but fresh-hot pizza can be applied directly to a recipiant's back if they need to be taught a lesson. To simulate an acid trip, try pizzabacking while watching Hanna Barbera cartoons. If you don't have a sex partner or pizza available and you still want to simulate an acid trip, try watching Hanna Barbera cartoons.

Middle Manager with Nothing to Lose: Linda do you know the difference between a Caesar Salad and a Pizzaback?
Confused Secretary: No?
MMWNTL: Good, lets do lunch. And by lunch I mean you from behind while I eat pizza off of your back.

Pizzaback by funk potato September 8, 2009

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pizzamachine

“pizzamachine” is a famous reviewer from Sputnikmusic. His goofball nature and extreme sarcasm/biting cynicism somehow are filtered enough to make great reviews consistently. He is also known to make a joke review or list now and then, bringing Sputnik to its knees. For example, his water list, which was the last thing people saw before Sputnik was down for days. Despite being an agent of chaos, he is also a well loved and known OG Sputniker that inspires people to write better, and be nicer to humankind, for he is benevolent. Nonetheless, his tendency to spew out reviews and stoic comments in a machine-like manner has enabled him to act as an enigma, a strange outsider who is known yet not known. His musical project dubbed “pizzamachine” on SoundCloud is equally curious. Either way, you will find pizzamachine on all types of social media, for he is never ending, and unrelenting. Don’t worry, he won’t bite.

“Sup pizzamachine” - evilford

“Not much hombre, just wasting time on my phone LIKE A BOSS🕺🏻” - pizzamachine

pizzamachine by Pillowmantotherescue July 7, 2023