Pivers 

When a guy is taking a piss and gets the shivers and either misses the toilet or miraculously keeps control. Can be tough to keep control.

Bro, I just had the worst pivers. Almost lost control.

Pivers by weinershnizzle11 December 9, 2010

Piers Morgan 

A turd that refuses to be flushed.

Has anyone got a stick, I've just dropped a massive Piers Morgan ?

Piers Morgan by GiesterHaus December 16, 2015

Pierson'd

When one is getting drunk too fast, they are getting Pierson'd. After an onset of 30-45 minutes of heavy drinking, an individual begins to feel "beyond tipsy" and given the short amount of time that has elapsed: they have been Pierson'd.

I have several experiences with friends when i have gotten a little too drunk in a short amount of time. A good example of this would be when my friend had a keg party at his house and I got Pierson'd and thanked his mother for birthing him (him being my friend).

Pierson'd by Padawan Magilicuttie December 20, 2010

Piers Morgan 

A well-known, narcissistic phone hacking specialist with manchild characteristic. He's an anti-Wenger type of Arsenal fan. He thinks he knows things better than anyone.

Can anyone throw away Piers Morgan's phone/device? He spouts his shitty take on Twitter again!

Piers Morgan by Shiine-1 February 14, 2022

piersmorgan 

The reaction elicited by the types of questions asked by talk-show host, erstwhile newspaper editor, and one-time talent-show judge Piers Morgan.

noun:

1. the look on one's face after having asked the most stupid question imaginable. "No, and wipe that stupid piersmorgan off your face."

2. a question which itself is inestimably stupid or banal. "The interview consisted of an endless stream of piersmorgans."

3. the actual face of a person who has just asked a very stupid question whose answer is obvious, and whose sole purpose which was to elicit anger from the respondent. "I sat there, staring incredulously at his stupid piersmorgan."

4. a four-fingered slap across the face of the smarmy git who just asked you the stupidest question ever devised, leaving a visible mark but causing very little pain and no permanent damage. "I gave him a piersmorgan he won't soon forget." Also refers to the actual mark made by said slap. "Where'd you get the piersmorgan? She's a real beaut, mate"

verb:

1. (intr. or tr.) to pose a string of mindless, self-aggrandizing questions. "The thought of having to listen to him piersmorgan all night was nauseating." "Are you going to sit there and piersmorgan me all night?"

2. The act of administering a slap across the face as a reward for a particularly odious string of stupid questions. "Keep that up and I'll piersmorgan the crap of you!"

piersmorgan by grammar_luvver2000 April 22, 2011

Piers Morgan 

Piers Morgan presents Good Morning Britain, and is controversial as hell. He used to present Britain’s Got Talent but he got fired, probably because he isn’t at all talented himself.

Piers Morgan is an idiot

Piers Morgan by The Boiled Egg December 23, 2017

Kate Pierson 

A woman of 60(as of 2008) who shares the same voice in the musical group, "The B-52's" as she did when they first emerged. Almost twice as attractive as she used to be and adored by almost no young boys today.
A sickness from listening to their music all too much.

Chelsea C : "Daviddddd<3 Did you listen to Funplex!?(Drools)"

David : "Yeah, and now I've Kate Pierson..."

Kate Pierson by David the Louse August 21, 2008