Piersen

Piersen, the biggest dick you could ever see, the man, the myth, the legend. Great guy to be around, especially in the bed. You might be worried, but piersen, gets all the bitches.

Bob: WOAH! Who stole my girl?
Piersen: I did.

by Big country cock March 7, 2022

Piersen

There’s a reason why no one’s defined Piersen yet and that’s because there’s truly no one on this earth that’s like her. She is, without question and without reason, thee funniest person you’ll ever meet. She’s always the first person to support you in the ways she knows how. She listens and remembers those small things that can be forgotten. She is down for anything, and everything at any time which makes her in my eyes— a free-spirit. She is an absolute nerd whether she knows it or not and has a list of facts compiled from tiktok and what she heard on occasion.

Lastly, she is the best friend that you could ever have. If you find yourself making a friend in Piersen never let them go and never take it for granted.

I saw Piersen riding her bike. She fell of it and scraped her knee.

by Harrypotter118$ November 22, 2021

Pierson'd

When one is getting drunk too fast, they are getting Pierson'd. After an onset of 30-45 minutes of heavy drinking, an individual begins to feel "beyond tipsy" and given the short amount of time that has elapsed: they have been Pierson'd.

I have several experiences with friends when i have gotten a little too drunk in a short amount of time. A good example of this would be when my friend had a keg party at his house and I got Pierson'd and thanked his mother for birthing him (him being my friend).

by Padawan Magilicuttie December 20, 2010

Kate Pierson

A woman of 60(as of 2008) who shares the same voice in the musical group, "The B-52's" as she did when they first emerged. Almost twice as attractive as she used to be and adored by almost no young boys today.
A sickness from listening to their music all too much.

Chelsea C : "Daviddddd<3 Did you listen to Funplex!?(Drools)"

David : "Yeah, and now I've Kate Pierson..."

by David the Louse August 21, 2008

Pierreness

1.The art of enhancing your inner nonchalantness.

With all the hallaballo and rickamarrow going on, that guy over there is as chill as a Pierreness!

by Pierreness May 28, 2014

Pierson

A tall, unbelievably sexy man with a massive shlong that all the girls want to bone. He is a meme Lord and an all round awesome guy that anyone would be thankful to be in the presence of.

Devi: Who is that sexy man over there with the massive bulge in his pants?

Rias: That's Pierson, I would totally bone him.

by Totally_Not_Pierson February 20, 2019

Pierson

Absolute unit of a man. He stands out from the crowd and is a true alpha male. Only Pierson's are approved units.

Pierson is an absolute unit!

by Mr Gavin Fox November 13, 2019