Pierson'd

When one is getting drunk too fast, they are getting Pierson'd. After an onset of 30-45 minutes of heavy drinking, an individual begins to feel "beyond tipsy" and given the short amount of time that has elapsed: they have been Pierson'd.

I have several experiences with friends when i have gotten a little too drunk in a short amount of time. A good example of this would be when my friend had a keg party at his house and I got Pierson'd and thanked his mother for birthing him (him being my friend).

Pierson'd by Padawan Magilicuttie December 20, 2010

National Good Person Day 

January 26. This day is the day where no one can be considered a bitch. It’s a great day of insults.

Say whatever you want on January 26 because it’s National Good Person Day

National Good Person Day by heyb October 19, 2019

National favorite Person Day 

The day where you celebrate you and your favorite persons relationship is July 14

Happy national favorite person day!

National favorite Person Day by Kayla pooh July 11, 2021

Throw a Short Person Day 

On November 16th every year, you get to throw any person 5’4” and under.

Joseph: It’s November 16th, you know what that means
Albert: Go fuck yourself
Throw a Short Person Day gives you 5 free throw someone under 5’4” passes

Throw a Short Person Day by Datanigga November 12, 2020

National slap a fat person day 

on december 5th you can slap any fat person you want no matter what they say

Yo it’s december 5th let’s go slap Jaden it’s national slap a fat person day !

National slap a fat person day by Johnbooth December 2, 2021

Slap a tall person day 

On the 30th of november is Slap a tall person day is a day where all people especially tall, are required to allow average height and shorter people to slap them throughout the day. If a tall person rebels or retaliate (such as slapping back) they are required to send a love poem to their crush or allow people to expose any secrets about them regardless to any actions taken beforehand to prevent this.

"All these tall people are so annoying slapping me all the time"

"Bro its slap a tall person day you can slap them back or expose them"

Slap a tall person day by AttackOfTheAverageHeight November 20, 2020

National Kiss a Short Person Day

On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.

Thank God it's National Kiss a Short Person Day

National Kiss a Short Person Day by A fellow meme boi June 4, 2018