He can be the best friend of your or your worst enemy. But you would be truly lucky to know someone called piers. He spends too much money. He is extremely talented and skilled with great potential for success. Plus a extremely hard working guy
Your so lucky to have Piers
by I’m going to be a legend 1 day December 12, 2017
A Piers Stratton is usually found in the wild. You must look carefully! Sometimes he hides in the bushes, but sometimes he hides in the grass! He wields no weapon but his stare stops all. Have caution if he appears in the wild with no adult, he can be dangerous and is known as a "sex offender" These people are not nice people, unless trained correctly. Training a Piers Stratton is difficult but, a well behaved Piers Stratton is usually the result of corporal punishment, this is where force (burning, punching, kicking anything of that nature) is used to instill good ideals in him so he is a better human. Some people believe that this is cruel but studies have shown that Piers Startton performs better at school when he is being beaten at home. If a Piers Stratton consumes alcohol the effects are shown are somewhat funny. He begins talking in slurs and if enough has been consumed has difficulty talking at all. This makes for some very awkward conversations. (Anon: Oh, Hey Piers Piers: ........urggg noooo)
Its difficult to sum up everything that a Piers Stratton can do in one example but alas I will try.
Me - Dude, look in the bushes its a Piers Stratton
Piers - (stares deeply for six seconds) WAAAAAAPAAAAAPAPAPAPA. Oh Heyyy Laura, I thought you were someone else......
Me - Ohh (WTF)
Piers - I would be trying to seduce you now but I was trained well!
Me - Well thats good I suppose (WTFFFF)(Getting more awkward)
Piers - Yes........... (drinks much alcohol)
Me - Are you ok Piers?
Piers - ..............blurglblrugl............(begins to dribble at the mouth)......urgrgjrigr.......(FUCK ME)
Piers - (slowly sinks back into the bushes in shame)
Me - Dude, look in the bushes its a Piers Stratton
Piers - (stares deeply for six seconds) WAAAAAAPAAAAAPAPAPAPA. Oh Heyyy Laura, I thought you were someone else......
Me - Ohh (WTF)
Piers - I would be trying to seduce you now but I was trained well!
Me - Well thats good I suppose (WTFFFF)(Getting more awkward)
Piers - Yes........... (drinks much alcohol)
Me - Are you ok Piers?
Piers - ..............blurglblrugl............(begins to dribble at the mouth)......urgrgjrigr.......(FUCK ME)
Piers - (slowly sinks back into the bushes in shame)
by Piers' Parentss December 06, 2013
A small yellow boy who like to suck cock often. His name originates from Piss but over time the name has been mistranslated into Piers, at times he can be a good friend and he will be there for you but most of the time he is a terrible friend and thinks he is better than others in maths. His name can be referred to as one of the highest insults and can be punished by death in some isolated tribes.
by Boss12342334 October 25, 2012
"Look at that guy over there in the woods, he's foraging for something, probably women. Wow. That guy is such a Piers."
by Michael.Craig February 13, 2020
translated from the latin 'piersiosictos' (the greek god of fish) piers can be defined as immortal, chizzled and with a big penis.
by pppiiieeerrrsss February 28, 2008
by showerman2012 December 28, 2011
One of the most amazing people in the world. They will never not care for you.
And they make you feel like your the only person in their world
And they make you feel like your the only person in their world
by Lola’s kingdom September 08, 2018