Pitchfording

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Game executive/CEO that plays the victim when in fact they are the perpetrator.

Dude, did you see how that game dev said he had no control over this?
Don’t listen to him, he’s just pitchfording us.

Pitchfording by rradt2001 May 7, 2019

Words you can keep

Pitchforking

A threesome with all Dudes.

Mike: "Yo I had a threesome last night"
John: "Was it a love sandwich or a devils threeway?"
Mike: "Neither, I was pitchforking"

Pitchforking by TheRealGhostbusters October 17, 2015

Pitchforking

The male version of scissoring.

Two men wrap legs with boners to start pitchforking, whoever gets a penis in their butthole got pitchforked.

Pitchforking by Holetrain March 29, 2014

Pitchforking

A finger in the ass, pussy and urethra.

You won't believe this, but she's into pitchforking!

Pitchforking by newword1666 November 21, 2011

Pitchforking

The male equivalent of scisoring. When two men interlock legs and connect at the groin area.

My sister's boyfriend did a tandem zipline ride and it looked like he was pitchforking with the tour guide.

Pitchforking by DirtyMind303 January 7, 2015

pitchforking

To fall asleep.
To knock out.
To "hit the hay" like a farmer's pitchfork.

Guy: Dude, you wanna go party?
Dude: Naw, man, I'm pitchforking already.

pitchforking by mous3 September 26, 2011

Pitchforking

When there are 3 men and 1 woman. The men surround her and one has oral, one has anal and the other has normal.
This is called pitchforking as the men are the three prongs and the woman is the handle.

Bob, Ben, Bill and I were Pitchforking last night.

Pitchforking by PurplePooch March 11, 2020

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026