pitchfork'd 

The adjective of the website known as pitchforkmedia.com.

1) If a friend is talking about an album like its the greatest record ever, and you are an indie hipster with all the knowledge of music and its effects on society, than an important factor on you listening to this album is to find out if the album is good enough to be pitchfork'd.

2) The resulting aspect of an EP/LP once it has been processed through the rigorous critique and analysis of the pitchfork's reviewers.

Friend 1: So I listened to Kid Sam's Self Titled record last week, it was fucking incredible.

Friend 2:
Has it been pitchfork'd?

Friend 1: No. What the hell is pitchfork?

Friend 2: Well it's not worth listening to.

pitchfork'd by antichrist-radio-blues June 7, 2010

pitchfork'd 

Being on the receiving end of pointy pitchfork.
This is what you're bound to get if you mess someone from the south.
Known to be 2 to 6 times as effective as stabbing someone. The degree of effectiveness depends on the number, spacing and length of the tines on the pitchfork.

Dude 1: "Dude, what's that sticking out of your back?"
Dude 2: "My sorry ass got pitchfork'd!"

pitchfork'd by Lench Mob December 14, 2006

Devil's Pitchfork

A threesome involving three men. Similar to a devil's threesome, the three penises represent the three prongs of the pitchfork the devil carries.

You wanna watch Dancing With the Stars with me? That's even gayer than a devil's pitchfork.

Devil's Pitchfork by Storm trooper #19 July 30, 2011

The Devil's Pitchfork 

What a Southern gentleman refers to the shocker pre 1900's.

She was completely and entirely unprepared for what they call......
The Devil's Pitchfork.

The Devil's Pitchfork by Bottle Boiz December 2, 2009

Devils Pitchfork 

Like a devils threesome except with 3 guys and 1 girl.

Brad and Kevin’s friend Matt showed up, so our devils three-sum turned into a devils pitchfork.

Devils Pitchfork by Marcrombie August 21, 2021

Randy Pitchford 

A low-life, lying scumbag who cannot take criticism. A person who is referred to as Randy Pitchford is someone who will shift blame onto others, and never take any level of personal responsibility. Also often obsessed with magic.

I really fucking hate Jake. He’s a real Randy Pitchford

Randy Pitchford by ConradMurray__ April 10, 2019

torch and pitchfork crowd 

A group of angry or vocal opponents who regularly come out against something, usually prognosticating dire consequences.

Last Saturday's city council meeting was attended by the usual torch and pitchfork crowd, demanding retractions and threatening immediate action;

torch and pitchfork crowd by Euripedes October 8, 2008