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pisstipation 

Having to urinate very badly but being unable to no matter how hard you try.
The guy next to me at the urinals kept looking at my dong which caused severe pisstipation.
pisstipation by A tortured soul April 29, 2006

Pissterical 

When you are laughing so hard that you wet your pants.
The joke Johnny told was so funny that by the time he got to the punch line, I was pissterical.
Pissterical by Don McKeefery December 26, 2008

Pisstall whipped 

When you go into a restroom with flip flops and the person next to you is splattering piss on your feet. Or in rare occasions it can be your own.
My girlfriend asked me why my feet were all wet after leaving the restroom at the state fair. I explained to her that I was just pisstall whipped in there, but it's ok.. my feet were hot.
Pisstall whipped by Petesbeeps August 5, 2017

Piratical 

Of or pertaining to pirates, the quality of pirateness
That patch on your eye is very piratical
Piratical by zek j evets January 8, 2008
Can be used as in the previous example, but...

a word that describes everything but nothing, in a true but not way. abstract in a way, it is authoritative but subservient, and is also out of the ordinary.
Have you seen that new facility? It looks plastical.
plastical by plastical January 4, 2009

PISSTIAN 

A New Zealand based Canadian that Values selling himself to society as a wealthy and trendy character. These enigmatic species tend to have intellectual disorders and struggle to socialise with Aerodynamic Figures. They tend to develop neurons through inquiry learning. Valuing social media and Kiwifruit Peelers to provoke their hormones.
"PISSTIAN! stop turning off the lights" or "PISSTIAN! get of your phone" The classroom screams? He tends to ignore and repeat his antics daily.
PISSTIAN by anonymous March 7, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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