Petesbeeps's definitions

Fart shanked

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.

"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.

by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017

Bone broth fever

The cravings one gets after having bone broth for 2 consecutive days also accompanied with jitters, lack of concentration, stiffness in the forarms and wrist. Blurried vision and seclusion for brief periods of the day

I'm not sure where Richard is..I told my boss.,he keeps leaving the register. I do recall he has signs of bone broth fever though. He's been on that new diet, miracle cure he claims.

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

Kim Jung Dumb

Dicktator of North Korea.

Kim Jung Dumb... I bet he bottles his own farts.

by Petesbeeps August 20, 2017

Trumpstacle

An opposition to the the far left.

I’m a trumpstacle. I’ll fight for the right!

by Petesbeeps September 1, 2018

uncle samantha

Uncle Samantha is the new description for males turning transgender.

Uncle Sam said “I want you”.Sam took it literal and went Uncle Samantha..

by Petesbeeps June 9, 2018

piss flanked

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017

Synchronized mowers syndrome

The act of other home owners mowing there lawns because their neighbor, an instigator began mowing there's.

I was watching the football game on Sunday, a lawn mower started rattling my trailer windows..by half time I couldn't take it anymore. My synchronized mowers syndrome had kicked in. Half in the bag I pulled my lawnmower backwards as I'm not that ill yet. My lawn is only up to my knees.

by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017