pisstipation 

Having to urinate very badly but being unable to no matter how hard you try.

The guy next to me at the urinals kept looking at my dong which caused severe pisstipation.

pisstipation by A tortured soul April 29, 2006

inappropriate pissination 

Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.

Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.

inappropriate pissination by Telephony December 20, 2015

Pisstation 

The word pisstation is used to describe the action of being pissed in excess. Pisstation is what happens when someone is beyond pissed. They are pissed to the point of pisstation.

John's cell phone fell in a sink full of water. This is the third time John's phone has been destroyed within a year. John was pissed off to the point of pisstation. He was pissed to the highest level.

Pisstation by Ta-Casso January 20, 2014

peestipation 

Similar to constipation except instead of not being able to pee, you just dont want to.

Person one: "Oh man I really have to pee."
Person two:" Well then go pee."
Person one:" But I'm to comfortable to pee!"
Person two:" Oh, you didn't tell me you had peestipation."

peestipation by cleverness April 19, 2009

Prostipation 

The opposite of constipation, i.e., diarrhea. See also: Hershey Squirts, trots, Montezuma's Revenge.

Taco Cabana's crispy chicken gordita is a well known cause of prostipation.

Prostipation by Squatch111 November 11, 2017

Prostipation 

prostipation is when you expect extreme diarrhea but actually nothing comes out.

Man - Man im gonna have extreme diarrhea today!
*nothing comes out*

Man - did I just experience prostipation

Prostipation by i am prostipating September 4, 2023

Punstipation 

A disease of the ears caused from hearing too many puns. It is the hardening of the earwax to block the hearing of more bad puns.

I am glad I have punstipation so that I don't have to hear more puns. But the only way out is punperation H. Thanks

Punstipation by lehi53 January 11, 2009