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pisstipation 

Having to urinate very badly but being unable to no matter how hard you try.
The guy next to me at the urinals kept looking at my dong which caused severe pisstipation.
pisstipation by A tortured soul April 29, 2006
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inappropriate pissination 

Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.
Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.

Pisstation 

The word pisstation is used to describe the action of being pissed in excess. Pisstation is what happens when someone is beyond pissed. They are pissed to the point of pisstation.
John's cell phone fell in a sink full of water. This is the third time John's phone has been destroyed within a year. John was pissed off to the point of pisstation. He was pissed to the highest level.
Pisstation by Ta-Casso January 20, 2014

peestipation 

Similar to constipation except instead of not being able to pee, you just dont want to.
Person one: "Oh man I really have to pee."
Person two:" Well then go pee."
Person one:" But I'm to comfortable to pee!"
Person two:" Oh, you didn't tell me you had peestipation."
peestipation by cleverness April 19, 2009

Prostipation 

The opposite of constipation, i.e., diarrhea. See also: Hershey Squirts, trots, Montezuma's Revenge.
Taco Cabana's crispy chicken gordita is a well known cause of prostipation.
Prostipation by Squatch111 November 11, 2017

Prostipation 

prostipation is when you expect extreme diarrhea but actually nothing comes out.
Man - Man im gonna have extreme diarrhea today!
*nothing comes out*

Man - did I just experience prostipation
Prostipation by i am prostipating September 4, 2023

Punstipation 

A disease of the ears caused from hearing too many puns. It is the hardening of the earwax to block the hearing of more bad puns.
I am glad I have punstipation so that I don't have to hear more puns. But the only way out is punperation H. Thanks
Punstipation by lehi53 January 11, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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