Piratitude

Having a predisposition to the attitude of a pirate. YARR!

Grace O'Malley need not adjust her piratitude. Smitty, however, needs to add a healthy dose of piratitude to his daily routine(nautical term).

Piratitude by Thomas Sparks June 23, 2006

pititude 

when you pity someone so much that the feeling is accompanied by sheer gratitude that you're not them

John is a devastating character with no chat; he is basically a pititude case.

Did you see the guy eating on his own in the restaurant? Pititude.

pititude by James Light August 21, 2007

Practitude 

Gratitude, the Practice.

I Practitude daily.

Practitude by Expect Greatness February 11, 2020

Pirattitude 

(pronounced pie-rat-i-tood)
Pirattitude is that natural attitude that comes from being like a pirate. Pirattitude is not always something that can be learned, and some people who are not pirates have pirattitude. These people have yet to embrace their inner pirate.

"Yarr, I sure do have some pirattitude, me bucko."
"Aye Cap'n. Yer buckle is always swashed."

Pirattitude by the7thnobody July 24, 2006

Protitude 

The level in which a being or object is pro. From the root of pro and profession.

Whoa, that guy's protitude is off the charts.

Protitude by Anh Thomas February 19, 2010

Platitude salad 

Similar to a word salad.

platitude salad

The language used by public figures to the effect of placating and/or galvanising an audience that in order to gain their trust. Politically this may lead to more votes.

However, there is usually zero substance and legitimacy in what is being said and no follow-through.

Ivanka Trump’s entire commencement speech was a gigantic platitude salad. She tried to come across as sincere but it was clearly disingenuous. What a Karen.

Platitude salad by Bah Zah June 9, 2020

Patitude 

Attitude specifically concentrated outward towards a group or individual by someone named Pat. Patitude is characterized by sudden outbursts of annoyance, rage, or emotional discontent with no prior inkling that there were any such feelings brewing. Patitude is often without rhyme or reason and can leave the group or individual to whom the patitude was directed feeling bewildered.

-Yo I called Pat to see if he wanted to chill while I was in town and when he answered the phone he gave me some serious Patitude. I dont know what happened

Patitude by XBeardcoreX October 28, 2010