Patitude 

Attitude specifically concentrated outward towards a group or individual by someone named Pat. Patitude is characterized by sudden outbursts of annoyance, rage, or emotional discontent with no prior inkling that there were any such feelings brewing. Patitude is often without rhyme or reason and can leave the group or individual to whom the patitude was directed feeling bewildered.

-Yo I called Pat to see if he wanted to chill while I was in town and when he answered the phone he gave me some serious Patitude. I dont know what happened

Patitude by XBeardcoreX October 28, 2010

patitude 

attitude that consists of extreme sass, huffiness, touchiness, and often smart-ass responses. A hybrid between a temper tantrum, a diva-like rant, and a pre-throwdown litany of profanity.

When James started complaining about the air conditioning in the car, claiming it was making his contacts dry out and his joints stiff, and repetitively asked that everything go his way, we told him to cut the patitude.

patitude by kirstenruleslikewhoa May 8, 2005

pititude 

when you pity someone so much that the feeling is accompanied by sheer gratitude that you're not them

John is a devastating character with no chat; he is basically a pititude case.

Did you see the guy eating on his own in the restaurant? Pititude.

pititude by James Light August 21, 2007

Pattitude 

Pattitude is attitude from a boy called Patrick.

"Oh ma god you got so much pattitude!!!!"

Pattitude by betslagmong February 1, 2013

Platitude salad 

Similar to a word salad.

platitude salad

The language used by public figures to the effect of placating and/or galvanising an audience that in order to gain their trust. Politically this may lead to more votes.

However, there is usually zero substance and legitimacy in what is being said and no follow-through.

Ivanka Trump’s entire commencement speech was a gigantic platitude salad. She tried to come across as sincere but it was clearly disingenuous. What a Karen.

Platitude salad by Bah Zah June 9, 2020

Platitude 

Platypus with attitude

The best way to keep your kids away from sex is to inform them of everything there is, instead of giving them platitude.

Platitude by Branjamin Franklin July 17, 2009

platitude salad 

The language used when members of the Democratic Party talk to their constituents. This language is intended to galvanize a populace to vote for a particular Democratic party member as it appears to be a lead-in to more progressive policy. However, this is followed by zero substance, no legitimate policy, deafening silence and inaction which bewilders and misleads the general public. Make no mistake of it, this is totally intentional as the Democratic party does not care about you unless it's correlated to lining their own filthy pockets.

Hillary Clinton's entire presidential platform was a gigantic platitude salad. She had nothing to offer real Americans who were struggling, and lost to a narcissistic idiot loudmouth moron who has never even eaten a salad in their lifetime.

platitude salad by Genna tayleeah June 19, 2019