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pisstitude 

The amplitude or height of which one can piss
Have you heard the new pisstitude which jack got?
pisstitude by Hshsiakvabjsiis January 6, 2023
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pissitude 

(girls talking)

Girl 1: OMG I dont wanna walk the dog I wanna go to the mall!!! Waahhh!!!! UGH I HATE MY LIFE SO MUCH!!!!!!

Girl 2: Stop the pissitude. Shut up.
pissitude by coolbeans May 1, 2008

pititude 

when you pity someone so much that the feeling is accompanied by sheer gratitude that you're not them
John is a devastating character with no chat; he is basically a pititude case.

Did you see the guy eating on his own in the restaurant? Pititude.
pititude by James Light August 21, 2007

Prostitude 

noun - being or existing in a state of promiscuous, whore-like mentality/behavior.
Not unlike words with a similar suffix, such as "quietude".
adj. - Prostitudinous
Bob- "See that slit over there?"
Joe- "Yeah, what about her? She's beat."
Bob- "Right, but can you sense her....prostitude?"
Joe- "Affirmative. It's tainting the air."
Prostitude by Strange Blue August 12, 2006

Picstitute 

A female who sends sexy photos to anyone who will pay, she mildly likes, or has no chance with.
"yo, you know that girl Kate?"
"Yeah, she's a real picstitute"
Picstitute by Meehoff December 27, 2016
The attitude of someone being a pussy... this word is derived from the words pussy and attitude.

Pussy + attitude = pussitude
when linda asked marley to go and tell Jim that she had a crush on him Linda was showing pure pussitude.
pussitude by Krimson~ November 6, 2006

pissticide 

The proper name given to urine once it is placed on fresh produce.
1. I got drunk the other day, and while staggering home I stopped by Ol Man Johnson's farm and sprayed his crops with pissticide.

2.Bobby angered his waiter by acting like a jerk when he ordered his dinner, so the waiter got revenge by spraying his salad with pissticide.
pissticide by The Watcher May 23, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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