Pintard

1. Someone who lives their life by way of Pinterest.

2. Someone who constantly shares useless DIY crap or crappy recipes on Pinterest.

“Karen, quit sending me your crappy recipes! Nothing on Pinterest is real! Your such a Pintard!”

by Karen is sharen May 19, 2020

pintard

noun:

1. Someone who is not literally retarded, but has demonstrated characteristics of a mentally retarded person. 2. An individual that has committed an act so stupid they must be retarded or be slightly autistic.
3. The most offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.

verb:
1. To conduct an act of utter stupidity.

1. Dude stop farting! You are such a freaking pintard.

by onewaydsp October 23, 2010

pinnard

someone who is skinny, not strong, who doesn't lift. (Adjective)

Wow that kid Chris Kraemer is so pinnard he can't pick up a pencil

by SRVHS March 28, 2016

Pontarddulais

Local Swansea town with an unlimited amount of chavs. Little Children running up to you and asking if you can go in the shop for Alcohol or Fags

Should we go down the Pontarddulais and rack up a line of meow?

by Chickenlicker January 21, 2013

puntarded

A male who has no idea what he is doing in bed. Retarded when it comes to the PUN.

Eddie: Am I good at eating pun?
Jess: Yeah, you're not puntarded.
Eddie: Sweet!

by SkankyChicken November 21, 2013

paintard

One who carries a whole tin of paint up a ladder, and then while on the way down, falls off ladder spilling paint over front door, wall and pavement.

Steve called to say he's not coming in today. Non-medical emergency.

Really? What's he done?

He's gone and poured paint all over the front of his house.

What a paintard.

Indeed.

by mavdav June 29, 2016

Pinetard

A subset of the general white trash population comprised of genetically insular individuals reared in the heavily forested Piney Woods region of East Texas where sunlight & modern social mores have difficulty penetrating the dense forest canopy.

“What’s up with that guy with the eye & weird tooth?”
“Oh he just a Pinetard from Crockett ”

by Westest Texan June 16, 2018