Pigtard

(noun) A living being that cannot be classified into either of the species owing to its distinct pig-like physical and characteristic features and at times human-like behaviour but a retard nonetheless.

I went out with Lisa and her husband last night for dinner as my partner was away, only to realise later that Lisa had invited Petli Patel and her husband too. As the odd one out, I kept quiet throughout, Lisa kept on egging me to talk and just to start a random conversation, I told Lisa that I have been eating healthy all week, except for tonight as I was eating out. Lisa's friend Petli Patel who is obese had an attack or something and she yelled at me a by saying, "Well you should have ordered salad then, since you have not just shut the fuck up and keep eating, this is not healthy eating, this is not how healthy eating is done. I know it well and that's why I am in shape." Since I was talking to Lisa and Petli Patel butted in, we term Petli Patel as a 'Pigtard'. It was like a pig lecturing me not to eat shit.

by QueenKH January 10, 2014

piggard

A dumb, yet jolly person who enjoys eating piggishly and is ignorant to almost anything anyone has to say. Not to be confused with a slob or a 'fat shit,' but one who is merely chubby and amused easily. Also usually very gullable and easily confused.

"Mista Corleone, pass me that hotdog, mama mia"
(godfather accent) "fughettaboutit"
(apologetic) "Mr. Don Corleone. I meant meant no disrespect. please, mista corleone, fagive me. It's just.. your such a piggard"

(Godfather shoots goon in the head)

by Tyg August 18, 2006

pigturd

someone who is dirty, nasty, gross, disgusting, unclean,smells like crap, needs to take a shower, has greasy hair, and everything else that is gross nasty and disgusting. everyone in galeton knows what a pigturd is

'ewww no i dont wanna be a his group hes a nasty pigturd'

by NosmoKing July 9, 2006

pogtard

A hugely obese and mentally handicapped individual. Cross breed of P.O.G (Prisoner of Gravity) and Retard (Weaselman)

1. Craig is such a Pogtard
2. Weaselman is just a tard

by Zygorian Heartrender June 25, 2003

pingtard

AN unusual occurrence when person of Asian descent that is supposedly (when referring to stereotypes) "the smartest person in school" ends up being the dumbest fuck you've ever met.

"hey man get your sister to come build me some walls."
"sorry man she don't know how"
"wow man. What a pingtard."

by Zaqwsxcde December 31, 2011

Piggard

An extremely fat useless lard arse, exuding obnoxious smells from his or her's rectum whilst eating in the presence of people and full of imaginary self importance

Watch them pink thing's piggard there your fingers.

by Trebor 72 July 23, 2019

PugTard

PugTard is a term pug owners can use so basically if a pug is being really derpy and being you can call him a PugTard

You: Oh Hey Jim! Do you like my pug Gretel?

Jim: She look like a PugTard lmao
You: Nice

by TheGentleTard March 14, 2019