Pinjer

A foo foo ass nigga that goosewalks on the daily

Why pinjer straight staplin his balls to the ceiling again homie?
Idk he straight goose walkin on the hoes

Pinjer by DickStump November 19, 2018

Pinterict

One who spends WAY too much time on Pinterest, a site that ultimately is a duplication of any other social networking site, only limited to mass photo sharing and helping closet narcissists.

If you are reading this, then you are probably not a Pinterict, as you are not zoning off on a Pinterest screen.

Why are you tired Nicole?
-Oh I'm a recovering Pinterict and I just relapsed :(

Hey man have you heard from Sarah?
-Nah no one's seen her; she's turned into a total Pinterict.

Pinterict by SEP1989RAW February 7, 2013

Lobster pincer 

An extremely complicated but yet rewarding chess move, where a player successfully checks the enemy player's king and forces checkmate in the next move. The tactic must have two offensive attackers (i.e a queen and a pawn) that together synergize into a victory. The move is developed by chess grandmaster, Félix "xQc" Lengyel, and is a part of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy with other strategies such as the wooden shield. It takes years of studying to master this phenomenal move, as not even artificial intelligence computers such AlphaZero or LeelaZero have the ability to find a counter move to the lobster pincer.

3000-rated player: This game is already won, I'm way too much up in material*
5Head: *With material down, plays the lobster pincer*
3000-rated player: *Instantly resigns as there's no possible way to avoid the checkmate*

Lobster pincer by Unknown Panda June 1, 2020

mentally ill pinterest 

a mentally ill community that loves mentally ill facebook memes on pinterest.

"i am looking at mentally ill pinterest memes."
"i am on the mentally ill side of pinterest. wbu?"

mentally ill pinterest by depression is my soulmate June 1, 2021

sneaky pinters 

someone who finds an excuse for a midweek pint, or anyone who enjoys being drunk at inappropriate moments. They will condemn people who fail to finish a drink when called upon, particularly when a coin has been dropped into it.

"surely they aren't shitfaced at a funeral?" "they must be sneaky pinters"

"it's been a long day at work today, fancy joining the sneaky pinters?" "no. It's Tuesday."

"fuck it, sneaky pint?"

sneaky pinters by pissartist October 19, 2019

ten pinter 

Ten pinter or whatever comes before ten, E.G. an eight pinter or six or five pinter. Is used to decribe how many pints of beer you would need to drink to have sex with a woman. If she,s really monsterous and hugely fat and nasty then she would probably qualify for being a ten pinter. A five pinter might be just plain with goofy teeth and a double chin or saggy tits and amaciated legs.

Fucking hell mate, look a that ugly fat slob of lard. She,s a ten pinter ( ten pints of beer) i reckon.

ten pinter by Yo Bubba November 9, 2007

Piner 

When you go back to numerous girls houses and fail to convert on every occasion

That guy is such a Piner, he has been back to three girls houses in the last month and still didnt get laid!

Piner by Dynamo Banter March 25, 2013