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Pigeonsexual 

Another one of the many genders created by Tumblr users who didn't receive enough attention as a child.
"Mom, Dad... I might be pigeonsexual."
"Stay off of Tumblr you needy bitch."
Pigeonsexual by PigeonPorn July 11, 2016

Head pigeons 

A serious, serious, illness involving having pigeons on one's head. The cure has proven to be elusive and remains highly contagious.
Ms. Bitters: There is a pigeon on your head. You've got Head pigeons. Get to the nurse before they spread to the other children!
Zim: Yes, Ms. Bitters.
Head pigeons by Salad Sister December 16, 2009

Pigeoning 

Tracking someone’s life and their career, academic, and intellectual pursuits in order to copy them or seize them
Boris keeps pigeoning me because he wants to get into Dartmouth!
Pigeoning by Dorgenrorgen January 1, 2020

Pigeondick 

A sexually transmitted disease that causes no physical symptoms but draws pigeons to those affected. Therefore, it is potentially dangerous because of the potential for disease spread by pigeons. It is thought that Pigeondick (or it's technical name, Phallus Columbidae) causes human beings to secrete an enzyme through their sweat glands similar to the secretions pigeons give off during mating season. Pigeons are known to rub their heads and underbellies on affected humans. A cure is being developed, but currently the best option is to wear a condom.
Man1: Ever since I had sex with Scruffy pigeons have been rubbing up on me

Man2: I think you have pigeondick dude

Man1: Well...I didn't wear a condom

Pigeonsexual 

Some one who identifies as only dating pigeons.
Daddy is pigeonsexual,he only likes pigeons!

Pigeonslutter 

A drinking trivia game normally played at bars.

General Rules of the Game:
Players take turns asking a question that all other players must answer. The answer must be measurable in an amount, such as time or distance. The player who guesses the closest to the correct answer is the winner, and the player whose guess is farthest from the answer is the loser. The loser buys a round of shots for all players, except for the winner, who does not have to drink a shot (although they may choose to anyway). Traditionally, the winner chooses the shot. In an alternate "pity version" of the game, the loser will pick the shot. Either way, the player who chooses the shot is expected to show good sportsmanship by picking something that all the players will enjoy.

Alternate Rules:
Sometimes a third party who isn't playing in the round will act as a liaison between the player asking the question and the players answering, so that answers can be given privately to avoid someone attempting to out-guess everyone else. This usually results in a wider range of guesses. Another alternative that is occasionally used is the "Price Is Right Rules". As implied by the name, the goal of this version of the game is to guess closest to the correct answer without going over it.
I need to get drunk. Let's play some Pigeonslutter after work today.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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