Pigeonized

This state occurs when pigeons on their own will settle in ones home/house/balcony and one doesn't mind and continues to host them until the first new pigeon hatches.

Oh man, you've got pigeonzied.

I was pigeonized yesterday.

Last summer, when I was pigeonized..

by hrv'uljak October 25, 2008

Pigeoned Up

To be so drunk that one walks like a pigeon. To be drunk to the point of staggering.

Dude, I was so pigeoned up on that camping trip that I almost fell into the campfire.

by RFAngler August 21, 2009

Pigeoned

When a sexual partner cums inside of their counterparts asshole and their partner holds it in until the other person falls asleep. Upon falling asleep, the partner with cum in their asshole farts on the other partners head, leaving behind the cum.

How did your night go Brad? It went pretty good bro. I fucked Becky in the ass last night and woke up to find out she pigeoned me!

by Brad from Rochester June 2, 2018

pigeoned

A sex position where you go outside and one partner lies near a light post, and the other climbs it. Once the partner climbing has reached the top of the light post. They carefully squat,and let out a huge load of shit. It is supposed to hit your partner square in the face. *careful while doing this because this is infact one of the most dangerous sex positions in the world*

Jack: hey did you here what happened to Ben

Kenya: no what happened
Jack: he pigeoned Lisa in HR and now he's being questioned by the supervisor
Kenya: what a daredevil. I want to be pigeoned by him.

by Jackson jacksoff May 14, 2015

Pigeoned

Verb: Past tense
The act of ejaculating a large load onto an unsuspecting passerby's head from a high place (ex. rooftop, building, etc), similar to how a pigeon defecates on people.

John, you I was walking down the street and some guy pigeoned a girl from the 3rd story window!

by Skippy Tree June 22, 2017

pigeoned

A sex position where you go outside and one partner lies near a light post, and the other climbs it. Once the partner climbing has reached the top of the light post. They carefully squat,and let out a huge load of shit. It is supposed to hit your partner square in the face. *careful while doing this because this is infact one of the most dangerous sex positions in the world*

Jack: hey did you here what happened to Ben

Kenya: no what happened
Jack: he pigeoned Lisa in HR and now he's being questioned by the supervisor
Kenya: what a daredevil. I want to be pigeoned by him.

by Jackson jacksoff May 14, 2015

Stool Pigeoned

(v.) When upon quickly leaving a rancid smelling public restroom, of which smell you are not responsible for, you are met with scorn and disdain from a person entering the restroom.

cf. "shat up"
The state of being accused for making a bathroom stench that was actually made by an earlier user.

To stool pigeon (trans.): to accuse wrongly another person of creating the foul stench in a public restroom as she/he leaves and you enter

On my way out of the men's room I was stool pigeoned by Dr. Farnsworth.

by craigb January 18, 2008