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When you are drunk, everything you see looks like a Pie.
Person 1: Hey! I can see a pie!

Person 2: Hey! So can I!

Person 3: (you are so drunk you Pieyes people)
Pieyes by Monsterwoman June 3, 2010
Words you can keep

come in peace or come to pieces 

This is a biker saying indicating that one who has malice will be harmed.
Ok, any other club entering the bar will come in peace or come to pieces!

Religion of pieces 

This is an intentionally humourous play on the phrase Religion of Peace, in regards to Islam. Because adherents of Islam engage in dismemberment of enemies and rivals, spectators have coined the phrase "Religion of Pieces".
A: "Religion of peace, huh?"
B: "More like religion of pieces, if you ask me."
A: "I know, right?"
Religion of pieces by Doc2Go March 14, 2015

15 pieces of flair

A reference to the movie Office Space. Fifteen pieces of flair refers to doing the bare minimum amount of work required for any task. Barely meeting a standard, usually intentionally.
Courtney knew she was about to graduate and that her presentation wouldn’t affect her grades, so she went all 15 pieces of flair just to meet the requirement.

Rest in Pieces 

A saying used when someone you hate dies. Opposite of "Rest in Peace", where you would rather think of this person rotting/decaying into pieces than resting in peace.
I'm glad that bastard finally keeled over. May he Rest in Pieces.
Rest in Pieces by jay stylez December 3, 2013

love you to pieces 

To love someone very much, beyond words. To feel overwhelmed by love for that person.
You: I am always here for you, whatever you need.
Me: I just love you to pieces.
love you to pieces by elkay42 February 27, 2016

Cut My Life Into Pieces 

Cut my life into pieces
I've reached my last resort – suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck, if I cut my arms bleeding
Do you even care, if I die bleeding?
Would it be wrong, would it be right
If I took my life tonight? Chances are that I might
Mutilation out of sight
And I'm contemplatin' suicide

'Cause I'm losin' my sight, losin' my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
x2

I never realized I was spread too thin
'Til it was too late and I was empty within
Hungry, feeding on chaos and livin' in sin
Downward spiral, where do I begin?
It all started when I lost my mother
No love for myself and no love for another
Searchin' to find a love upon a higher level
Findin' nothin' but questions and devils

'Cause I'm losin' my sight, losin' my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
x2

Nothing's alright, nothing is fine
I'm runnin' and I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying
I can't go on living this way

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation, no breathing
Don't give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding
Would it be wrong, would it be right
If I took my life tonight? Chances are that I might
Mutilation out of sight
And I'm contemplating suicide

'Cause I'm losin' my sight, losin' my mind
Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine
x2

Nothing's alright, nothing is fine
I'm runnin' and I'm crying
I can't go on living this way
Can't go on living this way
Nothing's alright
Cut My Life Into Pieces by Avvva September 17, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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