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A fishlike boss from the popular MMORPG "Maple Story".
Pronounced PEE-AN-USS.
Many jokes revolve around the closeness of this word to the word "penis".
"Man, I checked out pianus yesterday and he jizzed me to death with his white, spermy beam."
"Goddamnit you n00b lv 50."
pianus by Rididdles December 16, 2006
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harry pianus 

A man with a most unfortunate name (google him).
"Hey dude, this guy has the wort name ever *snicker*"
"Uhhhhh."
"his name is 'Harry Pianus'"
"Wtf! Is that a joke?"
harry pianus by Rididdles December 16, 2006
A 'pianus' is a piano with penuses as keys, with the white keys being white penuses and the black keys being black penuses.
Pianus teacher: "Okay Lindsay, are you ready to learn how to play the pianus?"
Lindsay: "No! The pianus makes my fingers sticky!!!"
Pianus by Nate The Ape January 29, 2020
A dope small video game streamer on twitch.tv.
I'm going to watch Peanuut
Peanuut by Involuntary_Lag July 21, 2018
Pianyue is someone who is always there, even if you cannot see them.
I am going to America next year, but don’t worry I’ll Pianyue you.
Pianyue by Monoton7 November 20, 2021

Pianurtappins 

Pianurntappins (n.)

A tiny percussive musical utility object, performed using thimbles, fashioned to one’s finger tips, and held steady in the form of a glove, with the aim of producing “tik tap patty pat” harmonic rhythmic oscillating sound vibrations which may be then sense perceived by a organism for their joy and benefit.
Kirkus Leeostandonoldpole Pianurtappins Masterpiece, titled “The Tender Spank & How to Be Rude”, was a MasterClass on how to beat the crap out of the Pianurntappins with your grandmother’s old thimbles.
Pianurtappins by xakriah February 3, 2022