A fishlike boss from the popular MMORPG "Maple Story".
Pronounced PEE-AN-USS.
Many jokes revolve around the closeness of this word to the word "penis".

"Man, I checked out pianus yesterday and he jizzed me to death with his white, spermy beam."
"Goddamnit you n00b lv 50."

pianus by Rididdles December 16, 2006

Related Words

Pianuu • pianus • Peanuut • Pianurtappins • Pianyue • harry pianus

harry pianus

A man with a most unfortunate name (google him).

"Hey dude, this guy has the wort name ever *snicker*"
"Uhhhhh."
"his name is 'Harry Pianus'"
"Wtf! Is that a joke?"

harry pianus by Rididdles December 16, 2006

Pianus

A 'pianus' is a piano with penuses as keys, with the white keys being white penuses and the black keys being black penuses.

Pianus teacher: "Okay Lindsay, are you ready to learn how to play the pianus?"
Lindsay: "No! The pianus makes my fingers sticky!!!"

Pianus by Nate The Ape January 29, 2020

Peanuut

A dope small video game streamer on twitch.tv.

I'm going to watch Peanuut

Peanuut by Involuntary_Lag July 21, 2018

Pianyue

Pianyue is someone who is always there, even if you cannot see them.

I am going to America next year, but don’t worry I’ll Pianyue you.

Pianyue by Monoton7 November 20, 2021

Pianurtappins

Pianurntappins (n.)

A tiny percussive musical utility object, performed using thimbles, fashioned to one’s finger tips, and held steady in the form of a glove, with the aim of producing “tik tap patty pat” harmonic rhythmic oscillating sound vibrations which may be then sense perceived by a organism for their joy and benefit.

Kirkus Leeostandonoldpole Pianurtappins Masterpiece, titled “The Tender Spank & How to Be Rude”, was a MasterClass on how to beat the crap out of the Pianurntappins with your grandmother’s old thimbles.

Pianurtappins by xakriah February 3, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026