A 'pianus' is a piano with penuses as keys, with the white keys being white penuses and the black keys being black penuses.
Pianus teacher: "Okay Lindsay, are you ready to learn how to play the pianus?"
Lindsay: "No! The pianus makes my fingers sticky!!!"
Lindsay: "No! The pianus makes my fingers sticky!!!"
by Nate The Ape January 30, 2020
A fishlike boss from the popular MMORPG "Maple Story".
Pronounced PEE-AN-USS.
Many jokes revolve around the closeness of this word to the word "penis".
Pronounced PEE-AN-USS.
Many jokes revolve around the closeness of this word to the word "penis".
"Man, I checked out pianus yesterday and he jizzed me to death with his white, spermy beam."
"Goddamnit you n00b lv 50."
"Goddamnit you n00b lv 50."
by Rididdles December 13, 2006
"Hey dude, this guy has the wort name ever *snicker*"
"Uhhhhh."
"his name is 'Harry Pianus'"
"Wtf! Is that a joke?"
"Uhhhhh."
"his name is 'Harry Pianus'"
"Wtf! Is that a joke?"
by Rididdles December 13, 2006