pianus 

A fishlike boss from the popular MMORPG "Maple Story".
Pronounced PEE-AN-USS.
Many jokes revolve around the closeness of this word to the word "penis".

"Man, I checked out pianus yesterday and he jizzed me to death with his white, spermy beam."
"Goddamnit you n00b lv 50."

pianus by Rididdles December 16, 2006

Pianus 

A 'pianus' is a piano with penuses as keys, with the white keys being white penuses and the black keys being black penuses.

Pianus teacher: "Okay Lindsay, are you ready to learn how to play the pianus?"
Lindsay: "No! The pianus makes my fingers sticky!!!"

Pianus by Nate The Ape January 29, 2020

harry pianus 

A man with a most unfortunate name (google him).

"Hey dude, this guy has the wort name ever *snicker*"
"Uhhhhh."
"his name is 'Harry Pianus'"
"Wtf! Is that a joke?"

harry pianus by Rididdles December 16, 2006

12 inch pianist 

An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.

One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The

bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks

instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

12 inch pianist by drones November 1, 2014

Pinus 

The scientific name for pine tree

That's a big pinus

Pinus by Philip Swift April 2, 2019

Peanus 

Peanus is a misspelling of the word penis. It's how some kids spells penis because it sounds like peanus. They also spell vagina vajina.

Kid: Peanus!
Other kid: Peadus! Vajina!

Peanus by HawaiianPunch1 January 1, 2022

painus in the anus 

A shitty yet still constantly used phrase developed by audio wizards who use sfm to make funny videos where random things happen and people either die or something really stupid happens. The character who utters painus in the anus is preferably soldier but if enough effort is put into it the other characters of the game tf2 can be made to say it in the Source Film Maker program on steam.

" I have a Painus in the Anus" - Red Soldier

painus in the anus by Not ya BOI December 8, 2017