Photoliar

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Someone, usually a girl, who post pictures on facebook or an online dating site that drastically misrepresent what they look like in real life. Often using "myspace picture" angles, hiding behind friends, photoshopping, using old pictures, or using blurry/out of focus pictures.

How was your date last night?

Man, that girl is such a photoliar. She looked nothing like her pics.

Photoliar by DaveD123 November 12, 2012

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photocard

a picture of a celeb on a small piece of card that is Widley popular amongst the kpop community. photocards are most commonly found in albums and are a popular trading item. some people collect certain peoples photocards or even a whole groups photocards.

person 1: whos photocard did you get in the recent straykids album?
person 2: oh i got Bangchans photocard

photocard by straykidsfan November 18, 2020

photohilarious

adj. one who cannot take a picture without looking absolutely hilarious and/or awkward

That flash made evan look like some kind of fish. what a photohilarious guy

photohilarious by bigdwg March 13, 2009

Photohilarious

When an individual is so awkward looking in every photo taken of him or her that is becomes hilarious.
The opposite of photogenic

"Did you see all those pictures of Evan randomly squatting?... That kid is photohilarious!"

Photohilarious by El Toro Loco March 8, 2009

Photonarcissism

— photonarcissist : noun or adjective

— photonarcissistic : adjective

1. An excessive obsession for taking pictures of oneself.

Arthur is so photonarcissistic that he only takes pictures of himself.

Arthur suffers from photonarcissism because his 50 Facebook pictures are all pictures of himself.

Photonarcissism by OcciferDave August 1, 2009

PhotoArt-Sex

Multiple photos (usually of hot female celebrities) combined with perverted porn and text, somewhat mosaic in style, invented by webmaster/photographer Evan Steel of PalaceofGlamour.com.

"Man, than Steel chick knows how to re-do a Paris Hilton pic in "PhotoArt-Sex" so that it REALLY gets a dick or clit ROCK HARD!"

PhotoArt-Sex by Clitlynn Stryker October 20, 2008

Photolagging

When one of the members of a group on a scenic walk/hike can't stop taking photos and lags behind. Usually this triggers the whole group to slow down.

Holy shit Josh is photolagging so much right now this trail is going to take us an extra hour!

Photolagging by Canteven December 18, 2016

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026