Phonetato

Taking a picture with your smartphone that is so horribly out of focus, or too dark, or too much light or just generally the shittiest picture ever taken.

"Dude, this picture is horrible, it's out of focus, and poorly-lit. What did you take the picture with?"
"My phone's camera"
"A potato could take a better pic than this""Might as well call it a phonetato"

by Nazrethim February 10, 2013

phonebrator

Phonebrator is a phone being used as a cheap vibrator.

Phonebrator

step1- put on
step2- insert phone
step3- call the phone

by Rbomb04 July 26, 2014

Phonetard

An individual that experiences life through the video camera function of their phone.

A video showed the recording of some "interesting" event. During that event, the filmer started filming someone else who was also filming the event. I have no doubt that the original filmer was in camera view of someone else who was also recording it. So they were filming someone, filming someone, filming an event. At some point a full loop likely transpired resulting in the original filmer or phonetard catching a glimpse of themselves through their own camera.

by Jargonaut December 18, 2012

phoneaholic

Someone who is addicted to their phone.

Out teacher is a phoneaholic.

by bevhills March 30, 2010

Phonetarted

The inability to properly use a phone; especially one with multiple lines

Chuck: How is the new receptionist?

Molly: She sucks. She keeps disconnecting people.

Chuck: She must be phonetarted.

by the bride1048 August 12, 2010

Phonetarded

A word that describes someone who know absolutely nothing about smart phones and how they work. These people usually have to ask for help with everything on their phone wether it is sending a text, taking a photo and worst of all using facebook. This label is mainly used for the older population who just switched from a flip phone to and iPhone.

My great aunt just ditched her flip phone for an iPhone X. I swear she’s phonetarded or something. I’ve had to help her for hours just to learn to text and open safari.

by Hello.gay.im.dad November 6, 2019

phonetard

Noun: A person behaving abnormally, usually delayed or causing delay, due to cell phone use.

Traffic was moving along great until I found myself behind this total phonetard doing ten miles per hour under the speed limit.

We were leaving the movie but were stuck behind this huge, fat phonetard who was oblivious to the fact he was blocking the hallway.

Also phonetardedly (adverb, as in, to drive phonetardedly)

by geekboysteves January 24, 2010