Phonetato

Taking a picture with your smartphone that is so horribly out of focus, or too dark, or too much light or just generally the shittiest picture ever taken.

"Dude, this picture is horrible, it's out of focus, and poorly-lit. What did you take the picture with?"
"My phone's camera"
"A potato could take a better pic than this""Might as well call it a phonetato"

Phonetato by Nazrethim February 10, 2013

phonebrator 

Phonebrator is a phone being used as a cheap vibrator.

Phonebrator

step1- put on
step2- insert phone
step3- call the phone

phonebrator by Rbomb04 July 26, 2014

Phonetard 

An individual that experiences life through the video camera function of their phone.

A video showed the recording of some "interesting" event. During that event, the filmer started filming someone else who was also filming the event. I have no doubt that the original filmer was in camera view of someone else who was also recording it. So they were filming someone, filming someone, filming an event. At some point a full loop likely transpired resulting in the original filmer or phonetard catching a glimpse of themselves through their own camera.

Phonetard by Jargonaut December 18, 2012

phoneaholic 

Someone who is addicted to their phone.

Out teacher is a phoneaholic.

phoneaholic by bevhills March 30, 2010

Phonetarted 

The inability to properly use a phone; especially one with multiple lines

Chuck: How is the new receptionist?

Molly: She sucks. She keeps disconnecting people.

Chuck: She must be phonetarted.

Phonetarted by the bride1048 August 12, 2010

Phonetarded 

A word that describes someone who know absolutely nothing about smart phones and how they work. These people usually have to ask for help with everything on their phone wether it is sending a text, taking a photo and worst of all using facebook. This label is mainly used for the older population who just switched from a flip phone to and iPhone.

My great aunt just ditched her flip phone for an iPhone X. I swear she’s phonetarded or something. I’ve had to help her for hours just to learn to text and open safari.

Phonetarded by Hello.gay.im.dad November 6, 2019

phonedation

The leftover foundation thats stuck on your screen after a conversation where the phone has been pressed against the cheek. Often seen on touch phones, since they have a larger screen.

Emma: EEEEUUUW! Whats that brown gunk on your screen?!

Johanna: Aaah, thats just some phonedation after my conversation with Peter.

Emma: Damn, he's hot!

phonedation by Cupcaken February 25, 2010