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Phonerbation 

Having Phone sex, maasturbation with assistance
Oh hey honey lets Phonerbation tonight
Phonerbation by Peter J Cireus June 25, 2008

Phonationship 

instances in which individuals engage in relationship-like activities over vast distances through the medium of the phone, computer or other digital media, generally with individuals that have only met a few times.

The use of sexting and phone sex has vastly improved the longevity of many phonationships world-wide.
Hey, are you still having a phonationship with that dude you met in Cancun last year?
Phonationship by TreatYourLife January 24, 2011

Phonication 

Derived from fornication (sexual intercourse between two unmarried people) and phone sex (sexual activities that take place over the phone e.g. talking dirty, sending nude pictures, etc)
The availability of cell phones to teenagers has led to a sharp increase in phonication.

Phonerbating 

The act of excessively using your phone in any social situation.
The party was raging, but Adam wouldn't have known because he was too busy phonerbating.
Phonerbating by crankzone69 October 22, 2011

phonedation

The leftover foundation thats stuck on your screen after a conversation where the phone has been pressed against the cheek. Often seen on touch phones, since they have a larger screen.
Emma: EEEEUUUW! Whats that brown gunk on your screen?!

Johanna: Aaah, thats just some phonedation after my conversation with Peter.

Emma: Damn, he's hot!
phonedation by Cupcaken February 25, 2010

phoncation 

Turning off or powering down your cell phone for more than a re-boot. Not to be confused with your battery dying. This is a VOLUNTARY reflex. Turning off the cell world and turning on the real.

*i know it seems impossible*
Tucker has been texting for 15 hours, his thumbs are bleeding, he needs a phoncation.
phoncation by thetuckmonster July 5, 2012