Definitions by JPnEB

Carbo Loading

taking drugs and booze before a big event, Like Bernie Carbo admitted to before he hit his 3 run homer in the '75 Championship...

Man, I couldn't have given that speech if I hadn't smoked three joints, had 2 beers, a cup of coffee, some bennies and chewing tobacco before I went on...

Dude - that's some serious Carbo Loading!!!

Carbo Loading by JPnEB April 2, 2010

Wi-Filcher

A person who sponges off someone else's wireless network because they are too damn cheap to pay for their own.

Why the Hell should I pay $39.95 for the Internet? I'll just be a Wi-Filcher and get it from the neighbors...

Wi-Filcher by JPnEB June 2, 2009

Phonication 

An intimate, sexually oriented, extended phone call with a friend, also known as phone-boning....

Man, me and Melanie were in to some serious phonication last night

Phonication by JPnEB May 28, 2009

Baltimore Chop 

After engaging in doggy-style or anal sex, pulling your junk out and slamming it on the receiver's ass in a choppping motion to get that last blob of cum out...

When I got done bangin' Lois the other day, I pulled out and gave her a Baltimore Chop to clear the pipes...

Baltimore Chop by JPnEB March 31, 2009

textraneous 

text message that is unnecessary, especially if something like thanks would be implied

Man, I texted Renee to pick up some milk at the store so when I said thanks she texted back ur welcome - totally textraneous and a waste of my messages!

textraneous by JPnEB February 16, 2009

text-ture 

derived from the word torture, it is the act of receiving unwanted text messages from someone you can't stand

Q: You still hear from Fay?

A: Yeah, man she won't leave me alone; it's hellish
text-ture...

text-ture by JPnEB October 16, 2008

Arnold Ziffel

a pseudonym (based on the loveable character from Green Acres) for when one's lover begins to perform analingus on them with the enthusiasm of a pig rooting around in a trough, complete with all the snorting and associated noises

Tina was giving me a massage last night and suddenly she went all Arnold Ziffel on me

Arnold Ziffel by JPnEB August 24, 2008