by JPnEB May 28, 2009
Get the Phonication mug.taking drugs and booze before a big event, Like Bernie Carbo admitted to before he hit his 3 run homer in the '75 Championship...
Man, I couldn't have given that speech if I hadn't smoked three joints, had 2 beers, a cup of coffee, some bennies and chewing tobacco before I went on...
Dude - that's some serious Carbo Loading!!!
Dude - that's some serious Carbo Loading!!!
by JPnEB April 02, 2010
Get the Carbo Loading mug.Man, I was reamin' this chick's ass out last week and when I pulled my shit out it looked like a rusty firepole
by JPnEB May 24, 2008
Get the rusty firepole mug.While having safe sex, the male withdraws and re-enters quickly, stripping the condom off in the process and going back in bareback
Melissa and I were doing it the other night and when she wasn't paying attention I pulled a Sneaky Pete on her
by JPnEB August 23, 2008
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Max likes to dig deep in his partner's ass in the hope of coming out with a plum; he is a true chunk spelunker...
by JPnEB May 28, 2008
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Why the Hell should I pay $39.95 for the Internet? I'll just be a Wi-Filcher and get it from the neighbors...
by JPnEB June 02, 2009
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When I got done bangin' Lois the other day, I pulled out and gave her a Baltimore Chop to clear the pipes...
by JPnEB March 31, 2009
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