A person who sponges off someone else's wireless network because they are too damn cheap to pay for their own.
Why the Hell should I pay $39.95 for the Internet? I'll just be a Wi-Filcher and get it from the neighbors...
by JPnEB June 02, 2009
After engaging in doggy-style or anal sex, pulling your junk out and slamming it on the receiver's ass in a choppping motion to get that last blob of cum out...
When I got done bangin' Lois the other day, I pulled out and gave her a Baltimore Chop to clear the pipes...
by JPnEB March 31, 2009
derived from the word torture, it is the act of receiving unwanted text messages from someone you can't stand
by JPnEB August 23, 2008
While having safe sex, the male withdraws and re-enters quickly, stripping the condom off in the process and going back in bareback
Melissa and I were doing it the other night and when she wasn't paying attention I pulled a Sneaky Pete on her
by JPnEB July 28, 2008
a pseudonym (based on the loveable character from Green Acres) for when one's lover begins to perform analingus on them with the enthusiasm of a pig rooting around in a trough, complete with all the snorting and associated noises
by JPnEB July 28, 2008
You seal the deal with that chick Melanie? Yeah, I did and she sure was a Hairy Potter but in a strange way, it was a turn-on...
by JPnEB May 24, 2008
One who engages in anal play in the hope of getting an unexpected dividend on their probe caused by improper preparation and/or hygiene...
Max likes to dig deep in his partner's ass in the hope of coming out with a plum; he is a true chunk spelunker...
by JPnEB May 29, 2008