JPnEB's definitions

Wi-Filcher

A person who sponges off someone else's wireless network because they are too damn cheap to pay for their own.

Why the Hell should I pay $39.95 for the Internet? I'll just be a Wi-Filcher and get it from the neighbors...

by JPnEB June 2, 2009

Arnold Ziffel

a pseudonym (based on the loveable character from Green Acres) for when one's lover begins to perform analingus on them with the enthusiasm of a pig rooting around in a trough, complete with all the snorting and associated noises

Tina was giving me a massage last night and suddenly she went all Arnold Ziffel on me

by JPnEB August 24, 2008

Sneaky Pete

While having safe sex, the male withdraws and re-enters quickly, stripping the condom off in the process and going back in bareback

Melissa and I were doing it the other night and when she wasn't paying attention I pulled a Sneaky Pete on her

by JPnEB August 23, 2008

Phonication

An intimate, sexually oriented, extended phone call with a friend, also known as phone-boning....

Man, me and Melanie were in to some serious phonication last night

by JPnEB May 28, 2009

Carbo Loading

taking drugs and booze before a big event, Like Bernie Carbo admitted to before he hit his 3 run homer in the '75 Championship...

Man, I couldn't have given that speech if I hadn't smoked three joints, had 2 beers, a cup of coffee, some bennies and chewing tobacco before I went on...

Dude - that's some serious Carbo Loading!!!

by JPnEB April 2, 2010

rusty firepole

seen during anal sex when someone hasn't quite cleaned themselves properly

Man, I was reamin' this chick's ass out last week and when I pulled my shit out it looked like a rusty firepole

by JPnEB May 24, 2008

Hairy Potter

a very hirsute female with hair all over her body

You seal the deal with that chick Melanie? Yeah, I did and she sure was a Hairy Potter but in a strange way, it was a turn-on...

by JPnEB May 24, 2008