Phonespoon 

A headphone attached to a phone socket but with the advantage of having a spoon attachment as well as a microphone so you can eat and speak at the same time while busy working. These attachments are interchangable for cleaning and the spoon can be changed to be a fork, a pair of scissors, a screwdriver, etc.

This is a version of the Swiss army knife but with the advantage of a pone system.

Hi there welcome to xyz industries. Hold on one moment while I taste this delicious Yoghurt with my phonespoon.

Maria detached her spork from her Phonespoon and attached a screwdriver

Phonespoon by Eioairdrie May 12, 2022

Phonephones

When you use two telephones at the same time to hear the same thing in both ears: A reciever on each ear, speaking into the two transmitters. This is useful in loud environments to block out the noise, or to amuse yourself when talking to someone really boring.

Because Nancy was so boring to talk to, Bob had to use phonephones. Coming through the two speakers, his voice sounded like Iron Man.

Phonephones by weetodd March 26, 2008

phonestrong 

False confidence and bravado exhibited during phone conversations by individuals who would shrink from a physical confrontation.

"She said what?! That bitch is phonestrong; let her come down here and say that to my face."

phonestrong by drshatner April 6, 2006

Phoneophone

A word that is spelled the same way as another word when using a mobile phones keyboard.

Like a homophone, but on a phone.

Duck' is a phoneophone for 'fuck.

Phoneophone by 23456774343 July 30, 2011

Poonspoon 

Spooning a women from behind and inserting the willy to the vag.

Jef: Honey, darlin, babey, I wanna poonspoon you all night!

Sally: Ok, but dude I know your gonna slip again and end up in my ass.

Jef: Even better for me

Sally: Your a fucktard

Jef: I'll be fuckn' a tard in a minute.

Sally: Babe you can always cum in my back door, Let's Due et!

Poonspoon by wolfdog8mysoul2wicw/nuts November 25, 2009

phoneymoon

Honeymoon for a new phone. Approximately a six month period of getting a new phone and loving everything about it. The real test of whether the phone is good or not is when the (p)honeymoon is over.

The phoneymoon is over for her iPhone and she still loves the phone.

phoneymoon by kenbru February 14, 2012

Phonesplosion 

The moment when your cell phone starts to vibrate for a length of time due to an influx of texts. There are a few reasons this may occur.

1) A long text from one person, which goes over the character limit and is thus sent as a series of texts, all received at around the same time.

2) Many people text you all at once, or in very close proximity, often referring to the same subject

3) Your phone buzzes when you receive an email, and REPLY ALL happens.

Other causes include telemarketers and Lots of people expecting a lot from you at the same time.

"Why is she not texting me back?"
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...6 New Messages
"That was quite the Phonesplosion"

Phonesplosion by NumberTeaAndLetterSoup December 14, 2011