Poonspoon 

Spooning a women from behind and inserting the willy to the vag.

Jef: Honey, darlin, babey, I wanna poonspoon you all night!

Sally: Ok, but dude I know your gonna slip again and end up in my ass.

Jef: Even better for me

Sally: Your a fucktard

Jef: I'll be fuckn' a tard in a minute.

Sally: Babe you can always cum in my back door, Let's Due et!

Poonspoon by wolfdog8mysoul2wicw/nuts November 25, 2009

Poonytoons 

A Slang term for pornography. Used mostly to describe lesbian porn where poon is most evident. May also be used to describe anime porn.

1. I just found my stash of poonytoons; tonight is going to be a good night.

2. Karen, do you realize that your son watches poonytoons like a mad man?

Poonytoons by Sloane Mcfearless December 5, 2010

poontoon 

pontoon boat full of females and a solitary male. or sometimes all females

1- A nerdy guy with $$ has a pontoon boatfull of women in the odd chance of getting lucky. They; all friends are just taking advantage of a day on the lake. it is a ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''

poontoon by Tom U Kno Who September 13, 2009

Poontoon 

A pontoon boat full of hot chicks and a badass captain named Allen. Activities on the poontoon are similar to Mardi Gras including general drunkeness and bead giving for boobie flashes. The poontoon can usually be found anchored at a sandbar in southern Michigan lakes, just look for the party, hot chicks, and a badass captain.

"Damn! Captain Allen has a pontoon boat full of hot chicks partying again, that thing is a fucking POONTOON!!"

Poontoon by AA01 April 19, 2012

ponypoon 

when pubes on a tuppance/fanny/minge/pussy are so long you can tie them in a bobble

WOW HER PUBES ARE SO LONG SHE GOT THEM IN A SCRUNCHIE, THATS A REAL PONYPOON

CHECK OUT THAT PONYPOON SHE MUST NOT BE GROOMED

THAT UNGROOMED BIATCH PROBABLY HAS A PONYPOON

ponypoon by lilliuuun January 7, 2010

mama poonpoon 

Your moms special area

Shut the fuck up you mama poonpoon

mama poonpoon by Evan And Daniel September 16, 2007

Poopoon 

To Poopoon is when you accidentally pierce the toilet paper whilst in the act of wiping ones anus and end up Poopooning your sphincter.

This can occur when the consistency of one’s faecal matter and the texture of certain toilet papers combine to create a higher than normal traction coefficient resulting in a non-slip effect which if managed badly can result in a Poopooning.

Gutted, had a really good dump but finished by Poopooing myself.

Cheer up, you like like someone who's just Poopooned themselves.

Poopoon by Ornaldo Jackson March 22, 2011