Jef: Honey, darlin, babey, I wanna poonspoon you all night!
Sally: Ok, but dude I know your gonna slip again and end up in my ass.
Jef: Even better for me
Sally: Your a fucktard
Jef: I'll be fuckn' a tard in a minute.
Sally: Babe you can always cum in my back door, Let's Due et!
Sally: Ok, but dude I know your gonna slip again and end up in my ass.
Jef: Even better for me
Sally: Your a fucktard
Jef: I'll be fuckn' a tard in a minute.
Sally: Babe you can always cum in my back door, Let's Due et!
by wolfdog8mysoul2wicw/nuts November 25, 2009
Get the Poonspoon mug.A Slang term for pornography. Used mostly to describe lesbian porn where poon is most evident. May also be used to describe anime porn.
1. I just found my stash of poonytoons; tonight is going to be a good night.
2. Karen, do you realize that your son watches poonytoons like a mad man?
2. Karen, do you realize that your son watches poonytoons like a mad man?
by Sloane Mcfearless December 5, 2010
Get the Poonytoons mug.Related Words
1- A nerdy guy with $$ has a pontoon boatfull of women in the odd chance of getting lucky. They; all friends are just taking advantage of a day on the lake. it is a ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''
2- A really old guy with wife, sisters, daughters, grand kids, spinster aunts, and even sometimes great grandkids. aboard the pontoon. Seems female genes were dominant. 30 foot luxury ''poontoon''
3-All babes, hot or not. Ultimate ''poontoon''
by Tom U Kno Who September 13, 2009
Get the poontoon mug.A pontoon boat full of hot chicks and a badass captain named Allen. Activities on the poontoon are similar to Mardi Gras including general drunkeness and bead giving for boobie flashes. The poontoon can usually be found anchored at a sandbar in southern Michigan lakes, just look for the party, hot chicks, and a badass captain.
"Damn! Captain Allen has a pontoon boat full of hot chicks partying again, that thing is a fucking POONTOON!!"
by AA01 April 19, 2012
Get the Poontoon mug.WOW HER PUBES ARE SO LONG SHE GOT THEM IN A SCRUNCHIE, THATS A REAL PONYPOON
CHECK OUT THAT PONYPOON SHE MUST NOT BE GROOMED
THAT UNGROOMED BIATCH PROBABLY HAS A PONYPOON
CHECK OUT THAT PONYPOON SHE MUST NOT BE GROOMED
THAT UNGROOMED BIATCH PROBABLY HAS A PONYPOON
by lilliuuun January 7, 2010
Get the ponypoon mug.by Evan And Daniel September 16, 2007
Get the mama poonpoon mug.To Poopoon is when you accidentally pierce the toilet paper whilst in the act of wiping ones anus and end up Poopooning your sphincter.
This can occur when the consistency of one’s faecal matter and the texture of certain toilet papers combine to create a higher than normal traction coefficient resulting in a non-slip effect which if managed badly can result in a Poopooning.
This can occur when the consistency of one’s faecal matter and the texture of certain toilet papers combine to create a higher than normal traction coefficient resulting in a non-slip effect which if managed badly can result in a Poopooning.
Gutted, had a really good dump but finished by Poopooing myself.
Cheer up, you like like someone who's just Poopooned themselves.
Cheer up, you like like someone who's just Poopooned themselves.
by Ornaldo Jackson March 22, 2011
Get the Poopoon mug.