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The combination of phat and moist- something juicy, slimy or/and wet
'That sandwich is looking hella phoist!'
Phoist by Phoistboy November 14, 2019
Words you can keep
To take the usernames and passwords you have gotten via phishing techniques and then max the credit cards and drain the bank accounts of the target.
Phished his infoz then bent him over and gave him the phist.
phist by b0xxx February 13, 2008
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Phisting 

Phisting is when, after your usernames and passwords have been phished, your credit cards are maxed and your bank accounts drained.
I was phished, then phisted, in less than 24 hours. Worst phisting I've ever had.
Phisting by b0xxx February 13, 2008

Phosisticated 

Someone who speaks beyond their knowledge, one who is trying too hard to be smart.

PRONOUNCED: FOE-SIS-TUH-KAYT-EDD
Person A: Damn that stupid bitch in class just keeps on talking, everyone knows she's wrong, but she just keeps fuckin talkin...

Person B: yeah, that bitch is just bein a phosisticated ass muthafucka

Person A: fasho fool.
Phosisticated by SNAPESSUCKLINGSAVAGE November 10, 2009

phist bump 

when one man fists a woman in the anus and the vagina and fist bumps himself while inside of her.
My girlfriend enjoys getting phist bumped.
phist bump by yooperkrupp July 10, 2011
Phonist def: An individual who may have feelings/thoughts of dislike against a mobile phone of a particular make/brand/year.
Damien - What's wrong with your phone?! It keeps disconnecting when I call you?
Paul - Ummm, not sure?
Damien - Your Nokia is crap! You need to get an iPhone!!!
Paul- You're a phonist Damien!
Phonist by DEZPMS December 10, 2009

Phisteris 

"His feet are big, which means he has a huge phisteris."
"Let's go smoke some phisteris so you can relax."
"I beat that chick in and caught that phisteris, now i gotta go see a doctor."
Phisteris by Crunkdizzle October 5, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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