Poist

A disciple of Poism. A Poist is one that studies and learns from the Poist Deity.

How many Disciples of Po exist?
It is unknown, but their grows in secret. They lurk in many places. <(^_^)>

"The way of a Poist is like the wind swaying the bell of a cow that is drinking from a bubbling brook."
Becomes:
"The wind swaying a cow that is the brook bubbling from a bell"

by Gibz October 17, 2006

Poist

A moist after coitus penis or vagina

I was poist, searching for a towel and a way out Narnia.

by DJ diddles April 16, 2015

Poist

A myspace post so good it will make you moist.

Oh my god that was such a poist!

by Flashtobin&jbella September 14, 2008

poist

a forum post with poise

"that was a nice poist"

by David called Cath this May 1, 2007

Poist

Post-coital moistness. Being filled with or covered in sexual fluids (such as semen).

Man, your mom was so poist after I was done with her last night.

by TactualRanger December 1, 2021

mapa poist

an early 16th century demon that escaped hell only to haunt the ignorant and the simple minded

mapa poist came to my house and almost killed me

by Mapa Mapa Mapa Mapa September 3, 2018

sausage pistol

A man's penis.

This chick won't stop grabbing my sausage pistol.

by beef cannon bill April 24, 2011