phonster 

Phonster is a humanoid creature spotted around Atlantic Canada .
It's a dangerous creature that has never been caught. It survives mainly from squirrels, berries and bog water. The smell it gives off smells like roadkill. Its tall, skinny and hairless, and have pointy black teeth.

Its said if you happen to see the phonster, you should turn around very quickly and leave the area you are in,hopefully it dont see you. If it sees you, it will will chase you down until it either kills you or you get away.

One person was chased by the phonster and out of fear , they threw up and the phonster got distracted and started to eat the bits of food from the vomit.

Its said once you lock eyes with the phonster, it will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life and you will go mad in result of this.

Phonster is a woodland creature on Atlantic Canada to be feared.

phonster by Space kitten September 17, 2021

Phonster 

Phonster is a monster from.the eastern part of Canada. Phonster is tall, skinny and hairless, by the time you seem.him, it already be too late for you. He survives on squirrels, worms and poison oak.

They say If you see phonster the monster and it doesn't t see you first, take a big shit on the grown as a peace offering, he should leave you alone.

Phonster is knows to be looking for wild game to survive day to day.

Phonster by Space kitten September 16, 2021

phonkster

If a member of the music collective "room809" has considered a phonk track by you to be amazing, you are officially a "phonkster".

1: "Bro, I just showed room809 my new phonk track. They said it is fire!"
2: "No way?! That means you are officially a phonkster!"

phonkster by 6pxths April 30, 2021

ponster 

Derived from the word 'pon' which means to skip something. describes one who skips certain events

Man 1: "eh why you never come to school"
Man 2: "cos i dont want to"
Man 1: "fucking ponster"

ponster by ZamZamZam March 3, 2019

Phoneternet 

The internet as used on a cell phone.

I was trying to check the movie times but my phoneternet is acting up

Phoneternet by goeymon August 6, 2010

poonster 

some retarded way of saying pornstar

guy #1 what's a poonster

guy #2 its not a fucking word you just say it for no reason

poonster by Robloxgamer6969 March 3, 2019

Phonetercourse  

Phone sex

Bill: Hows it going with that girl you went out with?
Timmy: Great, we had phonetercourse the other night.

Phonetercourse by maniacmixklutz February 12, 2009