Phlamph 

A PG word for “to have sex” Also known as fornicate

Hey babe! Do you want to go phlamph??

Phlamph by VernacularVixen February 2, 2024

plamph 

One who seeks sexual pleasure by sniffing a lady's undergarments.

"Oh, did you not know that Mr Robinson the maths teacher was a plamph?"
"He was alleged to have spent hours plamphing before going out on the rape"

plamph by juux May 18, 2003

plamph 

One who sniffs the gussets of used underwear. The sniffing action may take the form of someone putting their nose into what they,'mistakenly', thought was a hankerchief. Or for the hardcore plamph the underwear may be worn on the head. This type of person will breathe in so hard that the underwear will be sucked ito the mouth,therefore maximising the fishy stink, plop smell or wee wee odour.

Sniff Sniff - breathe in - smell maximisation - spurt

plamph by BABY BABY SNIFF MY GUSSET. SNIFF IT NOW AND SNIFF IT SO GOOD - YEAH! March 8, 2005

MaRch PhLAPH 

A religious Holiday created by 2 teenage girls, where they give out Dhophnubs. Every Year on February 18th.

11 Days Till MaRch PhLAPH..Are you ready?

MaRch PhLAPH by BunnyTheHopster February 7, 2020

Phlumph

A pervert that typically likes to sniff little girls bicycle seats

That Peters is such a perverted phlumph

Phlumph by scatalogical March 26, 2019

Phamph 

Someone, unrelated to you, who seems like family to you, or many people, that can be counted on to make you feel more comfortable. Generally at the Phamph's own expense.

"Jim's such a great phamph that it seems like he's related to everyone!"

Phamph by Phamph July 17, 2018

phlampshoeus 

pronounced (fu-lamp-shoe-us)

The act of being of trying to be black.

Tom: Aye nigga whats up cuz!?!?

Bill:Stop being phlampshoeus.

Tom: What NIGGA?!? IM BLACK!

Bill: Dude, you listen to Taylor Swift and live in Beverly Hills

Tom: YO MOMMA NIGGA

phlampshoeus by SuperJosh467 April 7, 2010