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philosofuck

1. noun:A philosophy student, generally used to refer to ones who are particularly obnoxious and/or drunk
2. adj: to be completely screwed because you started your philosophy assignment too late.
1. Billy: Let's go out to the bar for a drink!
Chuck: No way, all the philosofucks will be there getting wasted and questioning the existence of a chair!

2. Man I am so philosofucked! I have to write twenty pages tonight or I will fail epistemology and lose my assistantship.
philosofuck by playdoh6677 March 31, 2009

philosifal

The theories you create and interpret after you've consumed alcoholic beverages.
I'm gonna stop being so philosifal, cause I'm drunk and have no idea what I'm talking about!
philosifal by drunken KGB March 19, 2015

philosofuck

One who spews their pathetic philosophy in a pretentious manor.
When Marvin said, "Well, if you just sit here and do nothing, you're guaranteed to fail," Jimmy responded, "thanks for the news, philosofuck!"
philosofuck by Cleer Mynd August 10, 2012

Philofabulogue 

One who appreciates and enjoys making up new words.

From combining the Greek philos (friend, lover) with fabulogue.
Phil fills his stories with fantastic confabulations. It's fitting that Phil's also a philofabulogue, so some of the words are totally made up too.
Philofabulogue by fabulogue February 3, 2020

Philosofleek 

A millennial who has studied Philosophy or related at college. That's because it's cool, it's the new hip...wavy stuff. This gives them the right to claim they know all about some ancient philosopher's take on such matters.

When a typical situation arises, nothing stops the philosofleek from culturally identifying it with an application of their many learned concepts (mostly Western). Thus, they set themselves radically apart from those non 'philosophes' (to use the French definition of course) around them.

From the perspective of some, they effectually secure a pretentious pedestal in the social ladder, typical of those deriving from the once intuitive, and now culturally reflective world of academia. To others, these people know something. Their knowledge of philosophy is a fleek to be reckoned with, while subconsciously belittling others.
Some Student: Oiii mate, I tasted the most banging pasta, in Rome as well! Think I had a religious experience...

Another Student: Damn, 'religious experience' ay? That's soooo cool. What does that make you now, a 'philosofleek'?
Philosofleek by CoolWhiteWine January 18, 2018

Philosofellating 

Getting carried away talking about philosophy and highjacking a conversation or discussion.
"Where did everyone go?"

"Bro, you scared them all off by philosofellating while we were talking about Quentin Tarantino movies."
Philosofellating by fturd16 March 8, 2018