philosifal

The theories you create and interpret after you've consumed alcoholic beverages.

I'm gonna stop being so philosifal, cause I'm drunk and have no idea what I'm talking about!

by drunken KGB March 19, 2015

Philosification

A philosophy of the world told through the eyes of an extremely baked person that surprisingly makes a lot of sense.

LaFranchise

More bars in more places. but what if someone looks at those bars from the other angle so its less bars in more places cause its going down. shit crazy philosification right thurr

when you just kidding about the truth you really aint just kidding you faggot

LaFranchise

by Lafranchizzle February 28, 2008

philosical

philosical-means that a person is being smart while being dumb.

"Don't stick your tounge in that light socket it's dangerous, let me do it." "you are philosical."

by albert and sean November 11, 2007

Philosicario

A sicario who is very philosophical on the matter of drugs, life and death.

mi vato here believes that death is inevitable so why not deal drugs and pray to la santa muerte. He might be a philosicario.

by Jitsulee April 7, 2020

philosiraptor

a popular meme oft viewed on social media outlets like Facebook and Tumblr, it includes a profile shot of a velociraptor making witty philosophical statements.

Derp: Hey man did you see that philosiraptor meme last night on Facebook?
Herp: No Derp what did he say?
Derp: It went something like "if a lesbian cockblocks another lesbian, is that a beaver dam?"
Herp: No shit that is a riot!

by photorobert August 8, 2012

philosifficer

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One who has an abundance of over the top idea which they openly express.

an uneducated philosipher, who consistantly expresses; well thought out, complete, philosofii - of any explainable relevance.

"Ya he's quite the philosifficer, He comes up with crazy shit all the time."

could be used to discribe a publicly open-minded person.

by Grandmaster KrasH January 5, 2008

Philosofap

The act of philosophizing while masturbating. When one starts to masturbate, their mind may drift away from the sexual thoughts of how their crush, girlfriend, fiance, or whatever pushes her ass up in the air while she reads the newspaper off the table (she stands up when she does it, and it's not like you're complaining), to more pressing matters, such as the meaning of life, the universe, and who thought to make yogurt drinkable. When you delve deep into these thoughts, you are philosofapping. Most people have philosofapped before, but haven't a term for it. This is that term.

Derek began philosofap, juggling in his mind whether or not it is justified to mail shit bricks to telemarketers.

by Deckard Mortenson August 1, 2013