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Philosification
A philosophy of the world told through the eyes of an extremely baked person that surprisingly makes a lot of sense.
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More bars in more places. but what if someone looks at those bars from the other angle so its less bars in more places cause its going down. shit crazy philosification right thurr
when you just kidding about the truth you really aint just kidding you faggot
LaFranchise
when you just kidding about the truth you really aint just kidding you faggot
LaFranchise
Philosification by Lafranchizzle February 28, 2008
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Philosicario
mi vato here believes that death is inevitable so why not deal drugs and pray to la santa muerte. He might be a philosicario.
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philosiraptor
a popular meme oft viewed on social media outlets like Facebook and Tumblr, it includes a profile shot of a velociraptor making witty philosophical statements.
Derp: Hey man did you see that philosiraptor meme last night on Facebook?
Herp: No Derp what did he say?
Derp: It went something like "if a lesbian cockblocks another lesbian, is that a beaver dam?"
Herp: No shit that is a riot!
Herp: No Derp what did he say?
Derp: It went something like "if a lesbian cockblocks another lesbian, is that a beaver dam?"
Herp: No shit that is a riot!
philosiraptor by photorobert August 8, 2012
philosifficer
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One who has an abundance of over the top idea which they openly express.
an uneducated philosipher, who consistantly expresses; well thought out, complete, philosofii - of any explainable relevance.
One who has an abundance of over the top idea which they openly express.
an uneducated philosipher, who consistantly expresses; well thought out, complete, philosofii - of any explainable relevance.
"Ya he's quite the philosifficer, He comes up with crazy shit all the time."
could be used to discribe a publicly open-minded person.
could be used to discribe a publicly open-minded person.
philosifficer by Grandmaster KrasH January 5, 2008
Philosofap
The act of philosophizing while masturbating. When one starts to masturbate, their mind may drift away from the sexual thoughts of how their crush, girlfriend, fiance, or whatever pushes her ass up in the air while she reads the newspaper off the table (she stands up when she does it, and it's not like you're complaining), to more pressing matters, such as the meaning of life, the universe, and who thought to make yogurt drinkable. When you delve deep into these thoughts, you are philosofapping. Most people have philosofapped before, but haven't a term for it. This is that term.
Derek began philosofap, juggling in his mind whether or not it is justified to mail shit bricks to telemarketers.
Philosofap by Deckard Mortenson August 1, 2013
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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