philosifal
philosifal by drunken KGB March 19, 2015
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Philosification
A philosophy of the world told through the eyes of an extremely baked person that surprisingly makes a lot of sense.
LaFranchise
LaFranchise
More bars in more places. but what if someone looks at those bars from the other angle so its less bars in more places cause its going down. shit crazy philosification right thurr
when you just kidding about the truth you really aint just kidding you faggot
LaFranchise
when you just kidding about the truth you really aint just kidding you faggot
LaFranchise
Philosification by Lafranchizzle February 28, 2008
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Philosicario
mi vato here believes that death is inevitable so why not deal drugs and pray to la santa muerte. He might be a philosicario.
Philosicario by Jitsulee April 7, 2020
philosiraptor
a popular meme oft viewed on social media outlets like Facebook and Tumblr, it includes a profile shot of a velociraptor making witty philosophical statements.
Derp: Hey man did you see that philosiraptor meme last night on Facebook?
Herp: No Derp what did he say?
Derp: It went something like "if a lesbian cockblocks another lesbian, is that a beaver dam?"
Herp: No shit that is a riot!
Herp: No Derp what did he say?
Derp: It went something like "if a lesbian cockblocks another lesbian, is that a beaver dam?"
Herp: No shit that is a riot!
philosiraptor by photorobert August 8, 2012
philosifficer
F-a-law-s-if-I-sir
One who has an abundance of over the top idea which they openly express.
an uneducated philosipher, who consistantly expresses; well thought out, complete, philosofii - of any explainable relevance.
One who has an abundance of over the top idea which they openly express.
an uneducated philosipher, who consistantly expresses; well thought out, complete, philosofii - of any explainable relevance.
"Ya he's quite the philosifficer, He comes up with crazy shit all the time."
could be used to discribe a publicly open-minded person.
could be used to discribe a publicly open-minded person.
philosifficer by Grandmaster KrasH January 5, 2008
Philosofap
The act of philosophizing while masturbating. When one starts to masturbate, their mind may drift away from the sexual thoughts of how their crush, girlfriend, fiance, or whatever pushes her ass up in the air while she reads the newspaper off the table (she stands up when she does it, and it's not like you're complaining), to more pressing matters, such as the meaning of life, the universe, and who thought to make yogurt drinkable. When you delve deep into these thoughts, you are philosofapping. Most people have philosofapped before, but haven't a term for it. This is that term.
Derek began philosofap, juggling in his mind whether or not it is justified to mail shit bricks to telemarketers.
Philosofap by Deckard Mortenson August 1, 2013
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