1. noun:A philosophy student, generally used to refer to ones who are particularly obnoxious and/or drunk
2. adj: to be completely screwed because you started your philosophy assignment too late.
2. adj: to be completely screwed because you started your philosophy assignment too late.
1. Billy: Let's go out to the bar for a drink!
Chuck: No way, all the philosofucks will be there getting wasted and questioning the existence of a chair!
2. Man I am so philosofucked! I have to write twenty pages tonight or I will fail epistemology and lose my assistantship.
Chuck: No way, all the philosofucks will be there getting wasted and questioning the existence of a chair!
2. Man I am so philosofucked! I have to write twenty pages tonight or I will fail epistemology and lose my assistantship.
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1.Thoughts or ideals that are complete shit.
2. The study of the fundamental nature of shit, reality, and existence.
3. A set of shitty views and theories of a particular philosopher concerning shitty studies or an aspect of shit.
2. The study of the fundamental nature of shit, reality, and existence.
3. A set of shitty views and theories of a particular philosopher concerning shitty studies or an aspect of shit.
Alex: "To have is to want with will of self and removal of space and time, nothing exists except the presence, space is an illusion, happening is now. dreaming is forever".
Smartguy: "That is just a load of philosofecies".
Smartguy: "That is just a load of philosofecies".
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Get the philosofecies mug.The act of getting incredibly stoned, upon which the stoned person makes an ingenious remark or theory, only to be told that his ideas/theory's are incorrect and that person is very, very dumb.
person 1: *smokes bong* dudddeee, did you know that when you eat a watermelon seed, a watermelon grows inside of you?
person 2: Uh, no i don't think that's true.
Person 1: Sure it is! i heard it on the internet
Person 2: you sir, are a philosopickle
person 2: Uh, no i don't think that's true.
Person 1: Sure it is! i heard it on the internet
Person 2: you sir, are a philosopickle
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Someone who prides themselves as being an expert in philosophy. They often look down on those who don't know much about philosophy and they often make it a point to "subtly" let everyone know how "smart" and "deep" they are.
Philosophucks tend to be complete douche-bags.
Someone who prides themselves as being an expert in philosophy. They often look down on those who don't know much about philosophy and they often make it a point to "subtly" let everyone know how "smart" and "deep" they are.
Philosophucks tend to be complete douche-bags.
Philosophuck 1: Wow, did you read "Twilight of the Idols" by Nietzche? I must say, he's really my cup of tea. cha cha cha cha
Philosophuck 2: Yes indeed, however, "Leviathan" by Thomas Hobbes really tickles my fancy!
Philosophuck 2: Yes indeed, however, "Leviathan" by Thomas Hobbes really tickles my fancy!
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2. Creation of a new principle just to meet one's bias or need
3. Adulteration of a principle to make it appear to meet one's bias
2. Creation of a new principle just to meet one's bias or need
3. Adulteration of a principle to make it appear to meet one's bias
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