Phillip P.

Phillip P. is the most amazing, crazy, kindest person you’ll ever meet. He’s also a pot head but has great taste in music and will tell you so many interesting stories about life. He will show you love even when no one else will no matter who you are. Phillip is the type of guy that is so perfect but you can’t have. He has a lot of baggage but has put himself back together and did a damn good job of it. If you meet Phillip P. you may fall in love with him and if you do be sure to hold onto him and take care of him cause he deserves love and from someone who can show him that.

Me: I will always love Phillip P. but I can’t have him.

Phillip P. by Midgetlord0627 June 4, 2021

phillip purass 

Phillip Purass is what you would say to your girlfriend or sex partner during sex/ before ejaculation.

I'm about to cum, can I Phillip Purass?

phillip purass by Slap snack god June 4, 2018

phillip phillips 

/Mumford & Sons/

noun
1. A British Folk Band.

"Did you hear that Phillip Phillips song on the radio?"

"You mean that Mumford & Sons song?"

phillip phillips by Dansmith January 11, 2014

Phillip Phillips 

When someone has explosive diarrhea at Pizza Hut and shits all over the toilet seat.

I was going to use the bathroom, but someone Phillip Phillips'd the hell out of that bathroom.

Phillip Phillips by Phillips Phillip June 2, 2019

Phillip Piedrobon 

A very unintelligent person who thinks he can beat me in smash but he's too scared to actually 1v1 me. He thinks him as Kirby can beat me as inkling and he always says I have no skill but he's just jealous of my bald head which he always talks about every day. I can tell he is making fun of me by the way he talks to me and starts to change the subject from talking about something to talking about my hair. He really is a meanie and he is ruining me and Shannons relationship.

Phillip Piedrobon thinks he's better than everyone else
Yo inv

Phillip Piedrobon by Donato Communale July 14, 2019

Phillip Porto 

A Brazilian boy who thinks he is sexy but isn't. He probably has friends with names like Braydon or Nick or a cool teen named Bryce. Maybe a sister named Anslley. I most likely goes to a school in Georgia with the name North Forsyth. But who knows cause I just made this all up.

Braydon: Get out of my game
Phillip Porto: Fuck this Shit I'm out

Phillip Porto by FullEnTITTY January 25, 2020

Phillip’s Paradox 

When one has the desire to help a friend who has become unlikeable, but is battling with the desire to cut ties with a friend because they have become unlikeable.

Person 1: We should really give him some advice.
Person 2: But I dont wanna talk to someone like that.
Person 1: We’ve been caught in Phillip’s Paradox.

Phillip’s Paradox by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023