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crotch pheasent

You idiots on JPE are all a bunch of crotch pheasents
crotch pheasent by lxsf January 26, 2006

pheasant heart

When someone unzips their pants and puts one of their balls between their fingers and asks someone who is not looking if they've ever seen a pheasant heart before. The person then turns around curiously and inevitable witnesses a pheasant heart.
Andy (unzips his pants placing one ball between his fingers) - Hey Chris, have you ever seen a pheasant heart?

Chris (turns around) - Oh! You sick fuck.
pheasant heart by epetes December 13, 2015

Pheasant 

A term used to describe players who are terrible at the game of golf. Most commonly found at cheap, under kept municipal courses. Character traits are usually (but not limited to) not being able to drive the ball 310 yards, slicing/snap hooking regularly, bragging about almost getting a hole-in-one and not fixing their divots, sneaking drinks on the course, using iron head covers, lying about their handicap and/or wearing unapproved attire(ie, Jeans, cargos, tee shirts, tank tops or jorts). synonyms hack
Mike: "This round will take at least 6 hours stuck behind this group of pheasants? "
Joe: "yeah that douche bag in the jorts just sliced it out of bounds for the second time after taking 2 minutes to line up his shot!"
Pheasant by Vanderpumped August 15, 2019

crotch pheasants 

"I'd stay away from that chick, bro. I hear she's got crotch pheasants."

wank pheasant 

A olde British insult, for a useless and lame person
wank pheasant by E211 June 23, 2016

pheasant egg 

When your roommate pulls one ball from under his shorts to expose himself and says "Do you like my pheasant egg?"

Could also be used when a male wears loose fitting shorts with no underwear on and a nut falls out, exposing his pheasant egg.
Do you like my pheasant egg?

Look at that nasty pheasant egg hanging out that fat guys shorts...
pheasant egg by jcmbuckeye October 1, 2012