CaptainZlogg's definitions

toilet fish

piece of semi-solid bodily waste evacuated through the anus and discovered in the unflushed toilet

“Fuck me…who’s the rude cocksucker that left me a toilet fish?”

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

puss in boots

n., singular: hot chick wearing boots

n., plural: a grouping or gathering of hot chicks wearing boots

"Oh man, tonight's the night. This club is full of puss in boots, bro. We're gonna get some ass fo' sure."

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

rib snorting funny

n: a rib snort is the sound produced by a sudden inhale through the nasal cavity while laughing.

Alternate spelling: rib-snort

adj: rib snorting funny describes the act of producing a rib snort or series of rib snorts.

Alternatively written as: rib-snortin' funny and rib snortin' funny

Donna: "Did you hear that joke before?"
Warren: "Yeah, it's still rib snorting funny."

by CaptainZlogg August 19, 2009

ass cable

(noun) solid bodily waste discharged through the anus

1)
"Get the fuck out of the bathroom, I gotta lay some ass cable...NOW!"

2)
"What a rude bastard. I don't enjoy looking at ass cable when I go to take a piss. Next time, fuckhead, flush the toilet."

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

deyah

Rastafarian or Jamaican origin. A synonym meaning "here" and "I'm here."

As in the song Tomorrow People, "Today you say you deyah. Tomorrow you say you're gone."

here

by CaptainZlogg January 30, 2010

thinking with the little head

1) The inability of the human male to process information clearly; attributed to a sudden, overwhelming hormonal influx produced by non-physical sexual stimuli.

2) Male awed or aroused by an article of sexual appeal.

The term “thinking with the little head” is prevalent in the heterosexual arena; however, homosexual males may experience measures of “thinking with the little head”.

“Forget about hittin’ that. Stop thinking with the little head, Jeff. Stay focused bro.”

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

crotch pheasants

noun (plural), colloquialism: crab lice, pubic lice

"I'd stay away from that chick, bro. I hear she's got crotch pheasants."

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009