Definitions by CaptainZlogg

Blue Chip 

noun: Commonly used to describe a female who is under the legal age of consent, but shows a great deal of potential. Over time, the marketwise male will score big, cashing in on the Blue Chip.

Alternately: Blue Chipper

Man, this party is stacked full of Blue Chips!

Yeah, bro. Time to prospect the market.

Let's do this! I'm not leaving 'til I get me a Blue Chip.

Blue Chip by CaptainZlogg June 23, 2010

deyah 

Rastafarian or Jamaican origin. A synonym meaning "here" and "I'm here."

As in the song Tomorrow People, "Today you say you deyah. Tomorrow you say you're gone."

here

deyah by CaptainZlogg January 30, 2010

rib snorting funny 

n: a rib snort is the sound produced by a sudden inhale through the nasal cavity while laughing.

Alternate spelling: rib-snort

adj: rib snorting funny describes the act of producing a rib snort or series of rib snorts.

Alternatively written as: rib-snortin' funny and rib snortin' funny

Donna: "Did you hear that joke before?"
Warren: "Yeah, it's still rib snorting funny."

rib snorting funny by CaptainZlogg August 19, 2009

toilet fish 

piece of semi-solid bodily waste evacuated through the anus and discovered in the unflushed toilet

“Fuck me…who’s the rude cocksucker that left me a toilet fish?”

toilet fish by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

ass cable

(noun) solid bodily waste discharged through the anus

1)
"Get the fuck out of the bathroom, I gotta lay some ass cable...NOW!"

2)
"What a rude bastard. I don't enjoy looking at ass cable when I go to take a piss. Next time, fuckhead, flush the toilet."

ass cable by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

crotch pheasants 

noun (plural), colloquialism: crab lice, pubic lice

"I'd stay away from that chick, bro. I hear she's got crotch pheasants."

crotch pheasants by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

thinking with the little head 

1) The inability of the human male to process information clearly; attributed to a sudden, overwhelming hormonal influx produced by non-physical sexual stimuli.

2) Male awed or aroused by an article of sexual appeal.

The term “thinking with the little head” is prevalent in the heterosexual arena; however, homosexual males may experience measures of “thinking with the little head”.

“Forget about hittin’ that. Stop thinking with the little head, Jeff. Stay focused bro.”

thinking with the little head by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009