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A olde British insult, for a useless and lame person
Roman Reigns is a wank pheasant
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by E211 June 23, 2016
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The worst of the fucking worst. Your average dickhead is just a wanker, but when you pull out "Wank Pheasant", it's pretty much the worst thing you can say to a man, the male equivalent of calling a woman a cunt, basically. A man who should have his oxygen privileges revoked.
Donald Trump is an asshole, but Mike Pence is a true Wank Pheasant.
by AC Sativa December 03, 2016
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An affluent and difficult client.
Someone that puts forward a thoroughly unreasonable proposition.
There is no need to be a wank pheasant!
by Tom Elgie October 12, 2016
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A term used for a low-class female sociopath who enjoys the art of male genital pleasure. They can be often heard bitching about how everything around them is unfair and how hard it is for them despite no one else giving a shit.
by shadowmaster878 July 19, 2017
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