Phanted

When the foreskin is so prominent it makes his slong look like an elephant trunk

So today at the park this homeless guy whipped out his wiener and it was so phanted I almost puked

by Sharky3 April 20, 2020

Planted

To be thrown into the ground with significant force and impact. Common in combat sports such as Judo, Wrestling and MMA. Often involves the thrower falling on top of his/her opponent, resulting in a more severe impact.

Without the protection of mats, planting your opponent can often result in serious injury and death, and is often a fight-ending move.

Harai Goshi and O Soto Gari are common judo techniques that can be used to plant somebody.

He couldn't stand up for 5 minutes after getting PLANTED! He should not have agreed to fight with a Judoka.

by 69cuntdestroyer February 25, 2018

roots planted

The feeling when you're so high that you begin to melt into whatever you're sitting or laying on. The feeling originates in there main areas, the back of your head, your spine, and your feet. The rest of the body then begins to follow and plant it's roots. You have to resist the urge to fall asleep.

Example:
Erik: my roots planted are planting so hard right now
Louie: my roots planted a looong time

by louieh June 6, 2014

Bomb Has Been Planted

From the popular game Counter-Strike the terrorist teams objective in defusal is to plant a bomb at site A or B. Once the bomb has been coded the narrator of the game will announce "Bomb Has Been Planted" along with a 40 second countdown till it eventually explodes

"BRO THE FUCKING BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED DEFUSE IT CLUTCH OR KICK"

by ExtraVirginOliveOil March 14, 2020

Phatted

An expression used when one wants to get really really fucked up on a night out.

"What are you doing Friday Sean?" Asked Jordan
"I'm getting Phatted mate" Exclaimed Sean

Or

"I'M GOING TO GET FUCKING PHATTED LATER ON"

by BDFlynn June 2, 2014

Robert Planted

The act of pressing a semi hard penis against another person while wearing jeans. Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans that frequently showed his semi erect penis bulging down the left leg.

EX: While bending down picking something up my friend Robert Planted my bald head with his large semi erect penis.

by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014

Phantidote

A fan, commonly assiosiated with the popular YouTuber duo's Phan and Dovan, who makes inappropriate and sexual jokes, causing everyone involved to feel extremely uncomfortable.

'omg Becky, did you hear that disgusting thing Hannah said?'
'Yeah, what a Phantidote'

by ElagabalusLion April 11, 2015