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When the foreskin is so prominent it makes his slong look like an elephant trunk
So today at the park this homeless guy whipped out his wiener and it was so phanted I almost puked
by Sharky3 April 21, 2020
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Sucking chocolate milk out of someone’s belly button while you have their toe in your asshole
On my tinder date last night she asked me if I was thirsty and I ended up doing a dirty farrell
by Sharky3 April 21, 2020
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