Phallison 

Used to describe bearded hipsters.

Phallison is really testy today.

Phallison by When you know January 26, 2012

phillion 

Someone who watches and enjoys videos by Phil Lester aka AmazingPhil (a youtuber)

person 1: Phil's new video is up
Person 2: Let's watch it before anyone else does
person 1: With our merch!
person 2: We are such phillions

phillion by Katiestarz April 17, 2013

phyllisness  

The emotion of great happiness, pleasure and condition of supreme well-being and good spirit, which can be expressed through interpretive dance and/or repeatedly chanting loudly the name "Phyllis".

"wow cool dance, what it is?"
"Is this phyllisness dance!"

"What is this strange pleasant feeling inside me?"
"is Obvious!, your feeling phyllisness"

"phyllisness brightens my world and gets me through the day=]<3"

phyllisness by Dr Dinh March 11, 2008

phallusmonger

An expert on the subject of penises, dongs, woodies, willies, doodles, dicks, erections, Johnsons, stiffies, junk, and other assorted phallic objects. Also cocks.

A phallusmonger may or may not be desirous of such objects, but they must necessarily specialize in the knowledge of them or deal in their distribution. See urologist, or gay pimp.

Willy gazed awkwardly down at the floor.
"Doctor, I saw this girl a couple weeks ago, and I think she wasn't clean... I think I might have a problem with my-"
"I'm afraid I'm not qualified to help you in that department." said Doc Johnson. "Here's a referral to see the phallusmonger."
He handed John a slip referring him to one "Woodie U. Wan" in the urology department elsewhere in the hospital. Willy cringed. "Is this some kind of joke? Couldn't you just, y'know, give me some pills or something?"

phallusmonger by Hank J. Wimbleton March 2, 2008

Phallon 

An absolutely all around amazing person. Shes HOT and gorgeous and everybody secretly atleast has a little crush on her. Shes smart and sweet and you just wanna be around her, she doesnt hang out with a huge group of friends just like her
main 2 or 3 because shes very loyal. She is just all around better than everyone basically lol justkidding but she seems like it

Oh look at that girl shes so amazing almost like phallon
-jon

Phallon by helllofellows February 12, 2017

phallicing 

The act of cleaning foreskin

I wasn't circumcised so I spend my morning phallicing in the shower

phallicing by Huin Ppang December 23, 2018

phallusophy 

1. masculine wisdom - an understanding an appreciation for the penis and everything it represents

2. knowing how to behave like a giant penis; conversely, being an expert in the identification of such behaviour

jim's taking phallusophy 101 - he's read frank t.j. mackey's seduce and destroy, now he thinks he's a god

mike: bob's become a total prick since he got promoted - i heard him tell his secretary that she should "improve their relations" if she expects to get a raise...
mark: what, so you're now an expert in phallusophy?

phallusophy by geek.neo November 7, 2010